Spoopy Season Safety

*boops your nose* send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose!

Oh I will, I'm also hoping you back

I CANNOT😭😭

This is for everyone who says Dick has the right to hate Talia because she "kidnapped" him.

Dick: YOU LITERALLY KIDNAPPED ME

Talia *appalled*: No I did not! Where do you get off making such accusations?

Dick: I remember you kidnapping me

Talia: No. You remember my father kidnapping you to get Bruce's attention!

Dick: You were obviously in on it

Talia: No I wasn't!! I was in medical school at the time, I have better things to do with my time. You think I am involved in all my father's crazy schemes?

Dick: Well....

Talia: Well I am not! Did you see me when you were kidnapped Richard?

Dick: No....

Talia: Was I in any of the scenes you were kidnapped???

Dick: Well no..but

Talia: There are no buts!!!

I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

These are all actual conversations I had with @mohammedayesh . In fact, while I was working on finishing this comic today, he sent me a video of bomber planes flying above them. There is not a single place in Gaza that is safe.

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Second one is at exactly 25%

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?