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I just want y'all to know that in 4th grade, a group of popular girls rejected me for some stupid reason, and I started running down the soccer field. My poor little body wasn't able to comprehend going fast and trying to look cool, so I fell over my own damn leg and fell on a rock fracturing my arm. But on the plus side, I was able to piss the girls off my not letting them sign my cast.

So if anyone hurts your feelings, hurt them even more then get pity attention from everyone else.

Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.

What’s up, bitches. My heart rate hit 239 according to my pulse oximeter today, so here’s your reminder that it’s dysautonomia awareness month! Be aware that this disorder SUCKS

I want to see uncanny valley for homes. And I don't mean a bloody handprint or a leg sticking out from under the couch. I want a fireplace that is a hint too small or one too many lamps.

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I just sneezed and my ass crack popped

She craves the Cheerios

Circe will commit war crimes for Cheerios

woman mode activated

Who the actual FUCK decided that theoretical math should be a college class?