I Weeble And Wobble And Sometimes Fall Down.

I need to see Odysseus suplex a suitor and make a comment about his wife.

This is the scariest thing with a chronic illness because we might have to change plans at the last minute due to a flare or any sudden health problems.

My biggest fear is that the person on the other end hates me because of this.

My favorite thing about having a best friend who shares custody of a single braincell is that one second you are acting like graduates of Harvard and having really deep conversations, and the next you are acting like 5 year olds laughing at fart jokes.

(@ask-and-i-answer I love you)

A fic where the main character has two best friends, who are fully aware they are in a story and that they are side characters, and they are constantly arguing about how the story should go.

The mc accidentally hits the love interest with her car and decides to treat his wounds herself instead of taking them to the hospital and friend A is not having it.

Friend A: What do you mean you can 'patch him up?' Bitch, take him to the hospital!

Friend B: Let it happen. It will bring them closer together when he ends up in the hospital with an infection because her medical skills suck.

How am I supposed to watch anything after watching Supernatural!!?!

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This is actually so true...

If you see me shivering while eating ice cream, mind your own fucking business. I'm living life how I want to and not even God can stop me from making poor decisions.

This was mine

I don’t know what Spotify is trying to tell me but I feel perceived

TO CLARIFY I DO NOT THINK A BOWL OF CEREAL IS A DRINK

If you get a bowl of cereal, do you also get another drink?

The queens as questionable Duolingo sentences!

Catalina:

Anne:

Jane:

Anna:

Katherine:

Cathy: