If You Are Hosting An Event Where There Are A Lot Of People, You Don't Have To Have The Speakers All

Mom: She is nearsighted and has a stigmatism.

Me *finger guns*: Yeah I do!

Mom *disappointed look*

Hey friend, do you know who he is? I'm sure you do.

-The glitchiest of glitches

I don't know who he is, but I am really invested in the case.

@computerglitch306 you forgot me. I guess you don't love me anymore.

...Time to die🔪🩸

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I love seeing gangsters doing normal things.

I'm not just overdramatic, I'm also overstimulated

I will never thank my dad for anything; except for giving me the trauma to be the funniest person I know.

Penelope and Odysseus remind me of Fergus and Elinor from Brave.

The power she holds in a room full of men and a husband that would kill for her is something I can't get enough of.

I need a website that can find an existing sewing pattern for a cosplay. I want to take a picture of what I want and I want to see a matching pattern.

When I see someone in public who is reading a smutty book, I tell them that it's a really good book weather or not I've read it.

The panic in their eyes fuels me.

Can we have cane nooks in public bathrooms?

Like I was just in a library bathroom and my cane kept sliding while I was washing my hands and it was super hard to hold onto my cane and wash my hands.

It would be helpful if there were dips in the counter in-between each sink so I can rest my cane in there and not have to worry about it falling.