Chronicbrainfarts - Sharkshitter

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jam… jam jam jam thinks about jam… hhrhghggrhhhhhhh… jjjjjam…

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Yep, I’m definitely in love with this man.

WHAT ABOUT THIS RANBOO, HUH????

sonic the hedgehog is a HOMO he is a MAN KISSER a QUEER a NON HETEROSEXUAL!!!!!

NO it CANT BE! BUT HES BLUE!!!! You can’t be gay AND blue!!! It’s just not possible!!!

Can we all please agree that being talked through it is easily the hottest thing during sex or even teasing...

"thats it just like that"

"such a good boy for me yeah?"

"you take me so well.."

"look at me... That's it.. let go.."

"look at me when I fuck you."

"yeah you want that?"

"use your words darling"

"thats it just let me take care of you."

"tell me what you want"

"tell me what I'm doing to you"

"look at this? Look how hard and wet you are"

"so soft..."

Like... Guys... I think I'd genuinely cum on the spot if someone held my chin and asked me to use my words... Just saying

Words cannot describe how exitced I am for season 2

BLACKBEARD'S TATTOOS UNDER THE SLEEVE YALL 😭

(AND his ear piercing looks really stretched out... ed with a dagger earring??!?!?!)

"we need more weird gays" you can't handle aces & aros. you can't handle queer-platonic relationships. you can't handle it/its users. you can't handle neopronouns and xenogenders. you can't handle polyamory.

Poopy stinky baby

tv show: what do you think about *insert random cliché here* ?

me: no.

tv show: what if we do *same cliché* but gay?

me: 💥 💳 💥💥 💳 💥💥💥 💳