Wtf There's A Ghoul In My Notifications

“who’s got you smiling at your phone like that?” my mutuals just booped me

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

POV: halloween boop event vs a barely active tumblr blog

i can't believe tumblr only set the max boop amount to 1000. they really underestimated this website's 1. love of cats 2. joy in giving your friends a harmless little Bother 3. enjoyment of clicking things to make number go up and 4. desire to win at things that aren't actually competitions

A boop cat to live on your blog!!!!!

New to booping this Halloween? No worries, we've got you covered.

Cleopatra and Anthony at the Funeral Bier of Boopius Caesar. 1878. Lionel Noel Royer.