"Explain Your Smallness!" - 'tiny Angry Eldrich Sounds'

ok I asked my questions wrong. Please Make The Eye Leave Me Alone.

-J. Sims, who knows what a meme is

Why is Jon Sims on PR duty. He’s the one guy who should NEVER be representing ANY organization.

(Jon’s the type of guy to not support the Oxford comma, the eye god, and Martin who is well liked by the majority of the population)

I would like to make one thing abundantly clear. The Oxford comma is not a force to be glanced over. It is a load-bearing pillar of many would-be awful sentences. The Oxford comma will save you when no one else will. It may seem so insignificant at first, but no matter how useless it seems at first, it will be there until the end. It will walk with you and calm you and keep your head straight and keep you grounded and make you tea and dammit if you look away from it for one second, if you take it for granted you may lose it, and your whole world will come crumbling down. But it'll be there at the end of the world with you.

What was I on about?

Oh yes. Fuck the eye god. I think that's everything answered..

J. Sims, The Archivist

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

balin and ori 🪶💤

peter jacksons the halls of the minas tirith but it's kim kardashians weird all white house

I win at brainrot

Fuck you

unmoogles your moogle

Tag yourself