Ciellarobinphantomhive - Mafia Queen

I see you, Fan fic Writer!

Writing “The _______ AU that no one asked for” like its mandatory. Let me tell you something.

I’m always asking for it. It doesn’t matter if it’s an over-saturated trope or a weird one that you just made up.

Got a Soulmate AU? I want it. A Crossover AU? I want it. That one, I don’t know what the hell that is, but I want it.

Never think no one is asking for you’re ideas because I’m practically begging for them.

Team Unsolved.

Hufflepuff: I challenge you to a pun off!

Gryffindor: Puns aren’t funny…

Hufflepuff: … what about you?

Slytherin: I would, but I don’t think you could stand the PUNishment.

Hufflepuff: … Ravenclaw?…

Ravenclaw: Wow, you got played by a PUNk.

Gryffindor: *Groans*

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *High-five*

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Norman Reedus giving out pizza to fans who were waiting at Walker Stalker Con 2017.

Bill: I’ll speak french between your legs.

Dipper: That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Mabel: I’m just picturing someone screaming ”BONJOUR“ at a penis.

Wendy: #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA #HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Mabel: TITTY CROISSANTS

Ford: None of you should ever be having sex.

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

Person A: who the fuck ate all the sour punch bites

Person B: *nervously* idk dude

Person A: hmm

Person A: *kisses person B*

Person B: wh-what was that for!?

Person A: blue raspberries… so you DID eat all the sour punch bites!

Person B: *crying* they were just so good!