Veronica: Man school sucks.
JD: I know, right? We'll go on a murder spree, blowing up high schools all over America. They will realize the truth, that high schools are nothing more than breeding ground of the ignorant and intolerant assholes that will one day rule our world.
Veronica: What the fuck JD?
i just about pissed my shit walkin up the stairs at 3am cuz god knows my pitch black labrador was asleep at the top in the dark soon as my foot hit the last step she takes a big loud breath and i thought my fate was in jesus hands, i thought the demagorgon was gonna take me to the Upside fuckin Down
Me: *finds a cute mlm or wlw comic about other which is mlm / wlw * Aww this is cute I wonder what that person said in the tags because I like talking about cute things
Me: *checks tag*
Tumblr:
Me:
You wake up with other versions of you from past lives in a white room. A computer in the middle of the room says “please press the START button.” Once pressed, it shows a blueprint for your next life. You and your other versions have to create personality traits and characteristics.
Person A: who the fuck ate all the sour punch bites
Person B: *nervously* idk dude
Person A: hmm
Person A: *kisses person B*
Person B: wh-what was that for!?
Person A: blue raspberries… so you DID eat all the sour punch bites!
Person B: *crying* they were just so good!
yugi: i wish for true friends
yami: shit. friends. okay. friends. it's been a few thousand years but i can do "friend"
yami: *just fuckign murders anyone who is ever mean to yugi*
yami: am i doing it right
The Japanese dwarf flying squirrel may be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen with my own two eyeballs.
I love how the PJO fandom just accepted the fact that Percy had a crush on Luke