Ciellarobinphantomhive - Mafia Queen

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other ghosts: yo lets go haunt some people and scare the heck out of them

me: ...or we could just watch a bunch of shows on Broadway for free??

I see you, Fan fic Writer!

Writing “The _______ AU that no one asked for” like its mandatory. Let me tell you something.

I’m always asking for it. It doesn’t matter if it’s an over-saturated trope or a weird one that you just made up.

Got a Soulmate AU? I want it. A Crossover AU? I want it. That one, I don’t know what the hell that is, but I want it.

Never think no one is asking for you’re ideas because I’m practically begging for them.

// Hey, friends, I just had someone try a fishing attempt on my blog.  If it wasn’t a bot and instead a real person: back up, creep.

That being said, apparently this is a thing that has happened before to other people, and I’m grateful for my suspicion.  If you get a youtube video (one by C.rosa R.osa in my case - apparently a favorite for this) randomly sent in as a submission, and you see some name with a sketchy h.otmail email address linked to it, DO NOT CLICK ON THE EMAIL ADDRESS.  The video is just a link to y.outube, yes, but the email link is not.  It is a fishing attempt and will lead you to a blank page.  Fortunately I looked this up before I did anything, so joke’s on you asshole.

This is so incredibly random, and I’ve never had this happen before, but it weirded me tf out enough to make a post about it.

Anyway, again, for that person who submitted that - get the hell off of my blog and off of tumblr.  Ridiculous.

Incorrect Kingsman Quotes

Ryan *opens First Aid Kit*: WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?

Shane, bleeding out: It was funny at the time

Bloody Bride

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Person A: *Sitting in the corner of the room*

Person B: What's up with A?

Person C: *Eating crisps* They only just figured it out that you can't describe colours...

Person B: What? Yes you can, Green as grass!

Person C: that's using the colour to describe something else

Person B: Okay, how about this. Red is warm

Person C: That's associating the colour with a feeling

Person B: *staring off into the distance* Holy fuck...

Person B: *Joins A in the corner*

Coming into a fandom late