Lukanette Vs Adrinette Foreshadowing In Glaciator Headcanon/Theory

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.

Y/N: I don’t date older men, and you're older than... all men, I think. Alucard, please, leave me alone.

Alucard: Darling, technically, I’m not a man. Haven’t been one for hundreds of years. Besides, I could be a woman if you'd prefer. Do you like older women?

Y/N: What...?

Alucard: What?

the One True Cryptid™ Andrew Ilnyckyj showing Disaster Cryptid™ Shane Madej how it’s REALLY done.

Ok but soulmate au

Where person B has ‘Fuck you!’ As their soulmark and their entire life they’ve been made fun of for it so when they walk into someone while texting and the person says 'Fuck you!’ B just says, ’ OH! SO YOU’RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO GAVE ME THE WORST FUCKING SOULMARK EVER! WELL GUESS WHAT I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING THE WORDS “Fuck you!” PERMINATLY MARKED ON YOUR SKIN!’ And A just looks at them and says 'Well imagine having that fucking essay written on you in caps-lock…’

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

Reblog art guys. Seriously.

Person A: who the fuck ate all the sour punch bites

Person B: *nervously* idk dude

Person A: hmm

Person A: *kisses person B*

Person B: wh-what was that for!?

Person A: blue raspberries… so you DID eat all the sour punch bites!

Person B: *crying* they were just so good!

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