That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed For Me) - Panic! At The Disco

Y/N: I don’t date older men, and you're older than... all men, I think. Alucard, please, leave me alone.

Alucard: Darling, technically, I’m not a man. Haven’t been one for hundreds of years. Besides, I could be a woman if you'd prefer. Do you like older women?

Y/N: What...?

Alucard: What?

b&w edit

Hey thanks for checking in

I’m still a piece of garbage

“shocker”

https://youtu.be/dnYQqLLNoZ0

Me: *dyes my hair purple, misses some big chunks of bleached blonde hair*

My wife: You look like a sickly anime protagonist.

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

“Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur.