Take Me Out Tonight

you failed a skill check so bad that Kim has to take you aside to ask you what the fuck.

based on this tweet

Greetings Fruitcake, what's the stardew playtime count at again 🤨? I demand compensation for all the hours spent playing and not talking about Cali ships with me (/j).

No, but seriously! I love you very much and we should play stardew again when I return from my journey to the sea. Now, I'm on my way to invade your channel with gifs of Kai Satou and thoughts of gay people.

Ps. You should send me an art request ask >:]

hello fruit salad. it’s at about 504 hours, and LISTEN. i have a pixelated farm to attend to!!!!! it’s difficult out here in pelican town /j

i love you too and enjoy the sea for me <333 also NO KAI GIFS PLEASE (affectionate)

also i will at some point, i prommy. (this is a threat /j)

helloooo! of course, my bf ( @vankassian ) brought this to my attention!!! as a poc (an asian, specifically pinoy) myself, i have so many of these - pennsylvania - dutch & filipino - new york - italian, jewish, cuban & dominican (you can't deny the guy is a melting pot too with all of the people that come to his one city) - florida - puerto rican, cuban & haitian - california - mexican & filipino - maryland - jamaican & african-american - louisiana - cajun (duh), haitian & african-american (as @vankassian said, why not have TWO creoles?) - new mexico - mexican & native - georgia - african-american (there is definitely more to him i just dont know yet) i imagine most of them to be poc!! i just havent stuck specific ethnicities onto most of them. but here are the ones i have practically solidified! side note: the NE are my bbgs, but most of them are like WHITE

PLEASE please tell me your diversity (PoC states) headcanons, there’s so many white boys in there and my face blindness is struggling and I swear every time there is diversity for a state it’s just them as a different kind of white

the ill-fated crew (my style)

detective......

Original art by @diz_korall_DB on twitter/X

The lieutenant gently removes the glasses from your face, setting you free again.

bonus post-crash:

Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.

Them with their favorite pokemons because I wanted an excuse to draw all of them (expect that other guy... I forgot his name)