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White dog with a black head 

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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

Institute Facts According to X6-88

Greed and materialism don’t exist in the Institute. (okay)

The Advanced Systems division had plans for a vehicle like this. It ended up being more trouble than it was worth. (I think this in reference to the submarine)

The Institute’s founders frowned on television. They thought it was a detriment to science. (choosing to interpret this as “grad students were spending too many nights getting high and watching loony tunes)

Some of the scientists enjoy filmed entertainment. I have no use for it.  (INSTITUTE MOVIE NIGHT IS CANON)

Why store corpses? This space could be put to more efficient use. (institute cremates?)

I was told a great writer once lived here. I’m not sure how anyone that wasn’t a scientist can be considered great. (for a long time, i interpreted this as “the institute frowns upon creative expression” but then i realized that x6 is actually just way too into scientists.  missed storyline potential: rescue this awful man from the institute)

The medicine that was practiced here is almost barbaric compared to the Institute’s advances. 

A place for infant humans. I’ve only seen one once. It was unsettling.  (in response to a nursery.  assuming the institute has a communal nursery.)

We sometimes find older-model synth parts in places like this. Scavengers are a constant threat to our surface work teams. (I think this one triggers in a warehouse.)

Doctor Karlin thinks the world’s oceans are probably filled with huge, mutated sea creatures.

People killed each other for food here. The Institute will never have those kinds of problems.

The SRB monitors all radio broadcasts in the Commonwealth. We think the Railroad might be sharing coded messages that way.

A single Institute holotape could hold all of the text in this library.

All of these computers put together wouldn’t match the processing power of one Institute terminal.

I’ve never understood this game. If the objective is to destroy the pins, why not just shoot them? (no bowling in the institute?  or, just as likely, synths aren’t allowed to have fun.)

The Robotics division did something like this once.  (I think this one is in reference to the place where they race and bet on robots)

One of the scientists in Advanced Systems tried to figure out how this boat could have ended up here.  Eventually, he just gave up (in reference to the uss constitution)

The older sections of the Institute look a lot like this.  (corvega)

I used to come here for target practice.  (the amphitheater.  i wonder how often coursers are allowed to go to the surface?  do they mostly stay up there?  or do they mostly stay in the institute?)

We send scavenger teams to places like this to collect chemicals.

Learning from books? Not exactly efficient

In the Institute, we’ve advanced far beyond books. Children learn from interactive terminals.

Fo4companionsreactions Masterpost

Time for a masterpost :D. Order from the first to last.

Companions react to sole bringing home a cat

Hancock and Sole- sex while on Jet

Companions reaction to hearing their favourite song

Companions getting asked to dance

Companions finding out they’re/Sole is pregnant

Companions kinks

Companions react to dark anime

Sole replaced with a synth

Companions flirting with Sole while in the vault suit

Sole bringing home a baby Deathclaw (Gif set)

Companions realising they have a crush on Sole

Companions dying in Sole’s arms

Companions instruments/ in a band

Companions react to Sole belly dancing

Companions react to Sole’s prewar cap stash

Companions cumming on Sole’s face

Sole having a pinup girl tattoo

Maxson as a member of Carnivore

Companions proposing to Sole

Companions walking in on Sole masturbating

Companions react to Nikolai, Dempsey, Takio and Richtofen from zombies

What I like about the compaions

Companions react to Sole being into necrophilia

Maxson’s kinks

Companions reacting to Sole being abusive to Synth Shaun

MacCready kinks

Companions find out Sole is a virgin

Companions reacting to Sole having a foot fetish

Sole becoming leader of the Raiders (Gif set)

Companions in a damsel in distress situation

Companions react to Sole’s cannibalism

Sole and Piper getting engaged

Sole coming back with burns and scars on their face

Companions react to Sole’s tongue piercing

Companions instruments 2

Companions to Sole being a crybaby

Piper kinks

Companions react to Sole’s nipple piercing

Companions Youtube channels

Sole giving their companion a handjob under a table

Deacon headcannon

Companions waking up in 2077 (heartbreak)

Companions as Dark Souls characters

Preston, X6 and Deacon react to Medic’s famine (Gif set)

Maxson and Danse Gif

Anon prayer ft Papa Emeritus II

Companions as emojis

Sole getting pregnant, not knowing who the father is

Companions and Sole as Pacific Rim pilots

Sole addicted to holotape games

Companions reacting to F!SS being submissive

Dirty things companions whisper to sole

Cait headcannon

Curie headcannon

Companions react to Sole’s robot/synth fetish

Companions react to Fuxedo jellybean

Companions playing Sims

Curie meeting Dr Dala

Maxson DNR from A-Z

Kent Connolly ACJO

Deacon MNRV

Companions react to Sole being sexually assaulted/raped

KNRT for MacCready

Hancock BCMKYVU

AUI for Danse

CJKYZ Curie

DLOUY Hancock

ADEMS Glory

Companions Zodiac signs

Female companions having a miscarriage

Companions and Sole mutfruit adventures

Piper A-Z

Companions and Sole anal sex

Companions receiving oral from Sole for the first time

Sole coming out as Asexual

Companions react to mufasa’s death

Hancock A-Z

Danse A-Z

Bat Synth

Companions react to Sole being super ticklish

Glory CDIK

Companions’ plans for Valentines day

Sole getting companions Valentines day goodies

Companions “most likely” in a yearbook

Companions react to blueberry cookies

Companions as prodigy songs

Companions tattoos

Female companion underwear/lingerie

Companions celebrate Sole turning 21

Companions embarrassed (Gif)

Companions react to Sole killing Kellogg

Companions react to Sole’s jungle 1

Companions react to Sole’s jungle 2

Companions being called Master/Mistress

Companions accidentelly upsetting Sole

Companions favourite place to give Sole hickeys

Companions walking in on Sole having sex (Gif)

Companions as Kreeps songs

Favourite Companion

Companions seeing their name on Sole’s body

How the companions kiss M!SS (Gif)

how the companions kiss F!SS (Gif)

Companions find out M!SS was raped/ sexually assaulted

Companions react to Sole being a hugger while sleeping

Companions as Depeche Mode songs

Sole singing a romantic song to romanced companions

Companions and arachnophobic Sole coming across a giant spider (Gif)

Cait A-Z

Companions and Sole taking cover from the rain

Companions as dog breeds (Gif)

Puppy is one with nature 

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You know what? I am actually legitimately pissed off about the Shaun tags. 

Ya’ll are like “He’s so cold and unfeeling! I’m your fucking father/mother! You should love me! You should adore me!” 

Bitch, he lived for 60+ years never even fucking knowing you. You took a god damn nap, woke up 210 years later and spent a year collecting garbage and saying “Hm, I wish this game would have given me time with my kid so I could give a shit about him.” 

Don’t sit there and play the fucking victim card you hypocritical jackasses. You had more time with him than he did with you. You were there when he was a baby in the crib, playing with him. Running to the vault and seeing how much your characters friggin loved him. 

He. Never. Knew. You. 

He. Doesn’t. Remember. You.

“He treats me like I’m some…experiment!” 

He thinks it’s fascinating that you could unconditionally love someone you don’t know just because he’s your kid! You missed 60+ years of his life, found out he’s the head of this “evil organization” and you still love him just because he’s your son!

“It’s wrong that he thinks your husband was collateral damage!”

HE DIDN’T KNOW HIS DAD. HE WAS RAISED BY SCIENTISTS IN SAFETY UNDERGROUND NEVER KNOWING HIS PARENTS. 

My great grandmother killed herself by drowning herself in the river when I was a kid. When I found out, I didn’t actually…feel sorry. I felt bad that she committed suicide, but I didn’t miss her. I didn’t feel love for her. I didn’t feel shit past “Oh wow that’s horrible that you assholes just let her do it”. Why? I DIDN’T KNOW HER. 

Yet he tells you that he thawed you out, organized you to cross paths with Kellog and felt it was some sort of revenge on both of your parts that you killed him. 

He set you free to see if you would go off and look for him. If your love was really strong enough to push you through hell and high water to find your missing son. 

You were an experiment, but you were more than that. You were a reminder that he could have had a life filled with love instead of hard numbers and cold facts. Kellog was a reminder that the Institute took that away from him. Your survival was proof that you love him so much and it’s remarkable. 

He thawed you out because he wanted to know. 

If after all of these years, 

after all of the rumors and harsh and horrible things you heard about the institute

if you’d still love him. 

He’s a dying old man taking a break from his hard work he dedicated his life to to reflect on what he’d missed out on before he died. 

He just wanted to meet his father/mother. 

He just wants you to love him, even if he doesn’t know how to properly respond to it. 

Your dedication to him is remarkable. 

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly and the Chloe

Artuš Scheiner (1863 - 1938)