Even Funko Ships Them

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

fiddlestan where fiddleford keeps calling stan "ford" as an accident and stan has to die a little every time he does because how can his brother one-up him even in the romance department

you may also feel isolated and strange and like youre fundamentally failing at being a person but im all of those things in a much uniquely worse, more shame filled way

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

Avoidant attachment Anxious attachment I’m tryna attach my mouth to some big tiddies Lol. #RealThoughts

do you have a wip? have you worked on your wip? will you work on your wip? when will you work on your wip?

Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.