Whenever You Take Too Much Time To Write Something Know It Is Because Stephen King Has Been Stealing

Scrolling through Tumblr like I’m searching for pieces of me.

Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

when he said "atta boy" to agent zero my dick was so hard that i had to wait a solid 20 minutes before hitting play again

save me lumberjack logan howlett, save ME!!!!!!

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

you may also feel isolated and strange and like youre fundamentally failing at being a person but im all of those things in a much uniquely worse, more shame filled way

fiddlestan where fiddleford keeps calling stan "ford" as an accident and stan has to die a little every time he does because how can his brother one-up him even in the romance department

forcing myself to yap during fanfic writing bc no folk will understand the lore if i dont write it 💔