rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*
poolverine is actually hilarious if you think about it. take wolverine, the man who is used as a weapon all his life, who is doomed to witness every single death of his loved ones, meeting the maybe the only man who is equally as doomed as him in the favors of immortality, who spent his life trying to make a use of himself, make himself important, when being important was a curse who only brought pain to wolverine.
“why do you ship them? I thought the ship wasn’t canon?” bro we’re talking about fictional characters, who don’t actually exist in real life, from a media that focuses solely on fictional events that are not real either. so what if these two made-up characters didn’t kiss in their source material? they have lots of nasty gay sex on archive of our own and thousands of novel length slow burn enemies to lovers fics written about them. the fanon content at this point far exceeds the whole canonical franchise. the problem isn’t “it’s not canon” the problem is that you don’t allow yourself to let go of canon and enjoy the wonder of fan contents that are just as good / valid
where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses
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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me