every time i complain about being single and having no hoes i want everybody to remember that i intentionally and strategically sabotage any opportunity i have to open myself up to a romantic or sexual connection because i’m a pussy and an idiot
"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.
see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
i am simultaneously self-improving and being self destructive dont ask me how i just am
where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses
thank you for ur service (not unfollowing me)
Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did
what's a little ritualistic bleeding between friends