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hi! i'm felix. i write fanfiction. i like to pretend it's about the power of vulnerability or the ways that toxic masculinity makes us weak but mostly it's about making spider-man and deadpool kiss.

you may know me from:

-gunpowder and firewood - a grindr AU and the first fic i ever wrote

-tap out whenever - gay chicken (gone wrong) (gone sexual)

-it's just a prank, bro - prank war (gone wrong) (gone sexual)

projects i'm proudest of:

-what's the sitch? - late night hurt/comfort best experienced at 4am

-star-crossed - a soulmate AU with a PWP twist

-It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like %@$&*mas - a chanukah hallmark movie where peter is jewish and wade is a goyish grinch

wips i'm working on:

-the time of miracles - a die hard AU with a gender-bent sinister six

-silence is golden (webbing is silver) - a soulmate AU but it's dark and enemies-to-lovers

-scenes from a rooftop - candy-sweet drabbles that make you want to puke

my main blog is @puzzled-on-main if you want to hear my scalding hot takes on things other than fanfic and comic books, and i'm replyhazy on discord.

I'm scared

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

stony fic recs!

I know after Infinity War many of us are looking for fics to cheer us up, so I thought I’d share some of my favorite Steve/Tony fics! I’m always looking for more, so if you have any recs, feel free to leave a comment! For my other rec lists, look here. 

SOULMATES

Soul Bomb (T | 1944 words by copperbadge) 

Suddenly everyone in Manhattan has someone else’s voice in their head. Tony got Steve’s, for his sins.

Stand Back, I’m Going To Try Science (T | 2123 words by Good_News_Everyone)

Soulmates are a rare and cherished thing, a simple touch of hands bringing love that lasts forever. By all the rules of romance, they’re meant to wait for each other and to trust in the vagaries of fate to bring them together.

Tony’s never been good at waiting, and when he has science on his side, who needs fate?

When I Think (Oh, it Terrifies Me) (E | 8641 words by celli)

Look, some mornings you wake up and little green men are invading New York City; some mornings you wake up and you can hear Captain America’s voice in your head. Tony has been an Avenger long enough that he saves his freakout for important things.

FLUFF

Tony Stark and the Super Sleeper, or actually, Soldier (T | 3836 words by RurouniHime)

The one where Steve keeps falling asleep on Tony.

Truth (E | 7265 words by valtyr)

Captain America takes truth serum. Tony is all over that.

Toasted Buns (E | 47044 words by copperbadge, scifigirl47)

After seeing Tony naked and tanned – all over – in a decontamination shower, Steve realizes he may be in trouble. Tony, meanwhile, is definitely in trouble over those tabloid pictures of him sunbathing nude. The solution is clearly a tropical island getaway.

Indecent Proposal (T | 2592 words by gyzym, Siria)

On the plus side, marriage is bound to be easier than proposing.

we should just kiss like real people do

(T | 3102 words by theappleppielifestyle)

Hoodie-guy stops in front of Steve just as he snaps, “FINE, I want to bang Tony Stark like a screen door in a hurricane, could we drop it now?”

How To Be a Truly Terrible Wingman (M | 11721 words by Wordsplat)

Prompt: “We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other. Let’s bang it out.”

Hashtag Finally (T | 15208 words by Wordsplat)

Tony doesn’t ever actually ask the Avengers to move into his house, steal his wifi, eat all his food, and become the best family he’s ever known. They do it anyway.

The Forever-Nighter (T | 3093 words by Wordsplat)

When Rhodey decides that Tony’s been slacking lately and drags him along to the gym, Tony’s fully prepared to duck right back out the door the first time Rhodey turns around. Then he sees Hot Blond Guy.

Wanderer (M | 1676 words by 51stCenturyFox)

Tony jerks away like he’s awakened to find himself taunting an alligator with a raw chicken, and almost falls on the floor.“You sleepwalked,” Steve says, stating the obvious,“into my bed.”

Captain !@#$*%& America (T | 8093 words by Wordsplat)

The first time Tony hears Steve swear, he’s pretty sure it’s a dream. The second time is a lot harder to dismiss, considering it’s the middle of the afternoon and they’re both clearly awake. After that, what else can Tony do but use science to get to the bottom of it?

TONY AND THE BOTS

Rom-Commed By Fate (Or JARVIS) (E | 14387 words by leashy_bebes)

The best thing about being an Artificial Intelligence is the ability to parse, filter and modify the things people say until you’ve got the cause to do exactly what you wanted in the first place. Or, in which JARVIS cock blocks Tony into having an actual relationship.

Run Program: DUM-E (M | 11223 words by Amuly)

Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s.

Run Program: LIFE (M | 8505 words by Amuly)

DUM-E’s family keeps getting bigger every day. Times ahead may be hard, but DUM-E knows he’s up to the job of taking care of them all.

The Act of Creation Will Be Your Salvation (M | 84678 words by scifigirl47)

When Tony Stark was seventeen years old, he built his first AI. On that day, he ceased to be his father’s creation, and became a creating force in his own right.That one act likely saved his life, and not always in the most obvious ways.

SECRET IDENTITIES

Secrets of a Successful Marriage (E | 24118 words by valtyr)

Tony Stark lives a double life; he’s secretly the supervillain known as Iron Man. But his loving husband Steve has a few secrets of his own, as Tony is about to discover.

Toy Soldiers (E | 44241 words by copperbadge)

When Steve Rogers, five foot four and a hundred and ten pounds, met Tony Stark in a bar, he didn’t expect it to lead to arelationship. Or that Tony would find out he’s not an art student during a SHIELD rescue mission in Afghanistan.

Meet Your Heroes (M | 3321 words by Wordsplat)

Tony gets rescued by a highly concerned, very handsy Captain America. This is confusing for a number of reasons.

I (created from fantasies) exist solely for you (T | 5595 words by Mizzy)

Six years ago, without the Avengers Initiative there to save the day, scientist Dr. Eric Selvig sacrificed himself to save the world, the almighty demi-god Thor was lost to a terrible storm, and vigilante Iron Man – spotted with a nuclear weapon trying to take advantage of the situation – was forever labelled an enemy of SHIELD.This is a comic book office AU, where Steve is defrosted a year too late, Thor has forgotten who he is, and no one knows Tony is Iron Man.Also includes: office pranks, inappropriate post-it notes, and superheroes who like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

How To Excel At Supervillainy (and lose your heart to America) (E | 13531 words by Zekkass)

And that’s how Tony’s supervillainy hobby got way way way complicated.

TIME TRAVEL/MULTIVERSE

A New Way For Us (M | 24435 words by ann2who)

They fight Thanos—and they’re losing. And before Tony knows what’s happening, he’s standing with Doctor Strange in front of the Eye of Agamotto and gets send back in time. Can he find a way to fix things this time around, or are they doomed to fall apart all over again?

The Twice-Told Tale

(E | 15789 words by arysteia)

For someone he’d hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony’s pretty sure it’s his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard’s expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he’s certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve’s. Steve’s pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that’s not hypocritical at all.

Unveil My Unsightly Heart (M | 43019 words by Mizzy)

Looking over an old prototype helicarrier for its future viability as a base for the Avengers should have just been a routine day full of bickering and non-adventure for Steve Rogers and Tony Stark.But when they’re catapulted into an alternate universe – where their alternate selves are married and battling with a mysterious threat – the two are forced to get over their differences in order to figure out what’s going on, before it’s too late.Because there’s more going on than meets the eye, and Steve and Tony falling in love might just be the most dangerous thing that can happen. Not just for one universe, but for all of them…

AMNESIA

The Last Love Song of Anthony E. Stark (M | 42327 words by jibrailis) 

After contracting an Asgardian virus, Tony starts forgetting things. And people. And Steve.

FIX-ITS/EXPANDING ON CANON

As Sharp As Any Thorn (E | 47027 words by RurouniHime)

It’s four days to Christmas, there’s a city in shambles, and the nation is in mourning because of the actions of a single man.

A Partial Dictionary Of The 21st Century By Captain Steve Rogers, US Army (E | 13888 words by copperbadge)

Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.

1796 Broadway (M | 460220 words by rainproof, teaberryblue)

Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes. Put your phone down, Tony.

Ready, Fire, Aim (M | 4531 words by gyzym)

There’s no “I” in “Avenger.”

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

stony fic recs!

I know after Infinity War many of us are looking for fics to cheer us up, so I thought I’d share some of my favorite Steve/Tony fics! I’m always looking for more, so if you have any recs, feel free to leave a comment! For my other rec lists, look here. 

SOULMATES

Soul Bomb (T | 1944 words by copperbadge) 

Suddenly everyone in Manhattan has someone else’s voice in their head. Tony got Steve’s, for his sins.

Stand Back, I’m Going To Try Science (T | 2123 words by Good_News_Everyone)

Soulmates are a rare and cherished thing, a simple touch of hands bringing love that lasts forever. By all the rules of romance, they’re meant to wait for each other and to trust in the vagaries of fate to bring them together.

Tony’s never been good at waiting, and when he has science on his side, who needs fate?

When I Think (Oh, it Terrifies Me) (E | 8641 words by celli)

Look, some mornings you wake up and little green men are invading New York City; some mornings you wake up and you can hear Captain America’s voice in your head. Tony has been an Avenger long enough that he saves his freakout for important things.

FLUFF

Tony Stark and the Super Sleeper, or actually, Soldier (T | 3836 words by RurouniHime)

The one where Steve keeps falling asleep on Tony.

Truth (E | 7265 words by valtyr)

Captain America takes truth serum. Tony is all over that.

Toasted Buns (E | 47044 words by copperbadge, scifigirl47)

After seeing Tony naked and tanned – all over – in a decontamination shower, Steve realizes he may be in trouble. Tony, meanwhile, is definitely in trouble over those tabloid pictures of him sunbathing nude. The solution is clearly a tropical island getaway.

Indecent Proposal (T | 2592 words by gyzym, Siria)

On the plus side, marriage is bound to be easier than proposing.

we should just kiss like real people do

(T | 3102 words by theappleppielifestyle)

Hoodie-guy stops in front of Steve just as he snaps, “FINE, I want to bang Tony Stark like a screen door in a hurricane, could we drop it now?”

How To Be a Truly Terrible Wingman (M | 11721 words by Wordsplat)

Prompt: “We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other. Let’s bang it out.”

Hashtag Finally (T | 15208 words by Wordsplat)

Tony doesn’t ever actually ask the Avengers to move into his house, steal his wifi, eat all his food, and become the best family he’s ever known. They do it anyway.

The Forever-Nighter (T | 3093 words by Wordsplat)

When Rhodey decides that Tony’s been slacking lately and drags him along to the gym, Tony’s fully prepared to duck right back out the door the first time Rhodey turns around. Then he sees Hot Blond Guy.

Wanderer (M | 1676 words by 51stCenturyFox)

Tony jerks away like he’s awakened to find himself taunting an alligator with a raw chicken, and almost falls on the floor.“You sleepwalked,” Steve says, stating the obvious,“into my bed.”

Captain !@#$*%& America (T | 8093 words by Wordsplat)

The first time Tony hears Steve swear, he’s pretty sure it’s a dream. The second time is a lot harder to dismiss, considering it’s the middle of the afternoon and they’re both clearly awake. After that, what else can Tony do but use science to get to the bottom of it?

TONY AND THE BOTS

Rom-Commed By Fate (Or JARVIS) (E | 14387 words by leashy_bebes)

The best thing about being an Artificial Intelligence is the ability to parse, filter and modify the things people say until you’ve got the cause to do exactly what you wanted in the first place. Or, in which JARVIS cock blocks Tony into having an actual relationship.

Run Program: DUM-E (M | 11223 words by Amuly)

Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s.

Run Program: LIFE (M | 8505 words by Amuly)

DUM-E’s family keeps getting bigger every day. Times ahead may be hard, but DUM-E knows he’s up to the job of taking care of them all.

The Act of Creation Will Be Your Salvation (M | 84678 words by scifigirl47)

When Tony Stark was seventeen years old, he built his first AI. On that day, he ceased to be his father’s creation, and became a creating force in his own right.That one act likely saved his life, and not always in the most obvious ways.

SECRET IDENTITIES

Secrets of a Successful Marriage (E | 24118 words by valtyr)

Tony Stark lives a double life; he’s secretly the supervillain known as Iron Man. But his loving husband Steve has a few secrets of his own, as Tony is about to discover.

Toy Soldiers (E | 44241 words by copperbadge)

When Steve Rogers, five foot four and a hundred and ten pounds, met Tony Stark in a bar, he didn’t expect it to lead to arelationship. Or that Tony would find out he’s not an art student during a SHIELD rescue mission in Afghanistan.

Meet Your Heroes (M | 3321 words by Wordsplat)

Tony gets rescued by a highly concerned, very handsy Captain America. This is confusing for a number of reasons.

I (created from fantasies) exist solely for you (T | 5595 words by Mizzy)

Six years ago, without the Avengers Initiative there to save the day, scientist Dr. Eric Selvig sacrificed himself to save the world, the almighty demi-god Thor was lost to a terrible storm, and vigilante Iron Man – spotted with a nuclear weapon trying to take advantage of the situation – was forever labelled an enemy of SHIELD.This is a comic book office AU, where Steve is defrosted a year too late, Thor has forgotten who he is, and no one knows Tony is Iron Man.Also includes: office pranks, inappropriate post-it notes, and superheroes who like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

How To Excel At Supervillainy (and lose your heart to America) (E | 13531 words by Zekkass)

And that’s how Tony’s supervillainy hobby got way way way complicated.

TIME TRAVEL/MULTIVERSE

A New Way For Us (M | 24435 words by ann2who)

They fight Thanos—and they’re losing. And before Tony knows what’s happening, he’s standing with Doctor Strange in front of the Eye of Agamotto and gets send back in time. Can he find a way to fix things this time around, or are they doomed to fall apart all over again?

The Twice-Told Tale

(E | 15789 words by arysteia)

For someone he’d hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony’s pretty sure it’s his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard’s expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he’s certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve’s. Steve’s pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that’s not hypocritical at all.

Unveil My Unsightly Heart (M | 43019 words by Mizzy)

Looking over an old prototype helicarrier for its future viability as a base for the Avengers should have just been a routine day full of bickering and non-adventure for Steve Rogers and Tony Stark.But when they’re catapulted into an alternate universe – where their alternate selves are married and battling with a mysterious threat – the two are forced to get over their differences in order to figure out what’s going on, before it’s too late.Because there’s more going on than meets the eye, and Steve and Tony falling in love might just be the most dangerous thing that can happen. Not just for one universe, but for all of them…

AMNESIA

The Last Love Song of Anthony E. Stark (M | 42327 words by jibrailis) 

After contracting an Asgardian virus, Tony starts forgetting things. And people. And Steve.

FIX-ITS/EXPANDING ON CANON

As Sharp As Any Thorn (E | 47027 words by RurouniHime)

It’s four days to Christmas, there’s a city in shambles, and the nation is in mourning because of the actions of a single man.

A Partial Dictionary Of The 21st Century By Captain Steve Rogers, US Army (E | 13888 words by copperbadge)

Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.

1796 Broadway (M | 460220 words by rainproof, teaberryblue)

Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes. Put your phone down, Tony.

Ready, Fire, Aim (M | 4531 words by gyzym)

There’s no “I” in “Avenger.”

Bakugou: Oh, I see. You think you’re cute?!

Kaminari: Actually, I think I’m just so-so. But I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute.

Seventeen’s Birth Charts

S.Coups - 08/08/95 Sun - Leo Moon - Capricorn Mercury - Leo Venus - Leo Mars - Libra Jupiter - Sagittarius Saturn - Pisces Uranus - Capricorn Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Scorpio Lilith - Cancer

Jeonghan - 04/10/95 Sun - Libra Moon - Aquarius Mercury - Libra Venus - Libra Mars - Scorpio Jupiter - Sagittarius Saturn - Pisces Uranus - Capricorn Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Scorpio Lilith - Gemini

Joshua - 30/12/95 Sun - Capricorn Moon - Taurus Mercury - Capricorn Venus - Aquarius Mars - Capricorn Jupiter - Sagittarius Saturn - Pisces Uranus - Capricorn Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Gemini

Jun - 10/06/96 Sun - Gemini Moon - Aries Mercury - Taurus Venus - Gemini Mars - Taurus Jupiter - Capricorn Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Cancer

Hoshi - 15/06/96 Sun - Gemini Moon - Gemini Mercury - Gemini Venus - Gemini Mars - Gemini Jupiter - Capricorn Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Cancer

Wonwoo - 17/07/96 Sun - Cancer Moon - Leo Mercury - Leo Venus - Gemini Mars - Gemini Jupiter - Capricorn Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Leo

Woozi - 22/11/96 Sun - Sagittarius Moon - Aries Mercury - Sagittarius Venus - Libra Mars - Virgo Jupiter - Capricorn Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Leo

Seokmin - 18/02/97 Sun - Aquarius Moon - Cancer Mercury - Aquarius Venus - Aquarius Mars - Libra Jupiter - Aquarius Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Leo

Mingyu - 06/04/97 Sun - Aries Moon - Pisces Mercury - Taurus Venus - Aries Mars - Virgo Jupiter - Aquarius Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Virgo

Minghao - 07/11/97 Sun - Scorpio Moon - Aquarius Mercury - Scorpio Venus - Capricorn Mars - Sagittarius Jupiter - Aquarius Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Libra

Seungkwan - 16/01/98 Sun - Capricorn Moon - Virgo Mercury - Capricorn Venus - Capricorn Mars - Aquarius Jupiter - Aquarius Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Capricorn Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Libra

Vernon - 18/02/98 Sun - Aquarius Moon - Scorpio Mercury - Aquarius Venus - Capricorn Mars - Pisces Jupiter - Pisces Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Aquarius Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Libra

Chan - 11/02/99 Sun - Aquarius Moon - Leo Mercury - Aquarius Venus - Capricorn Mars - Pisces Jupiter - Pisces Saturn - Aries Uranus - Aquarius Neptune - Aquarius Pluto - Sagittarius Lilith - Libra

pinned post babey

hi! i'm felix. i write fanfiction. i like to pretend it's about the power of vulnerability or the ways that toxic masculinity makes us weak but mostly it's about making spider-man and deadpool kiss.

you may know me from:

-gunpowder and firewood - a grindr AU and the first fic i ever wrote

-tap out whenever - gay chicken (gone wrong) (gone sexual)

-it's just a prank, bro - prank war (gone wrong) (gone sexual)

projects i'm proudest of:

-what's the sitch? - late night hurt/comfort best experienced at 4am

-star-crossed - a soulmate AU with a PWP twist

-It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like %@$&*mas - a chanukah hallmark movie where peter is jewish and wade is a goyish grinch

wips i'm working on:

-the time of miracles - a die hard AU with a gender-bent sinister six

-silence is golden (webbing is silver) - a soulmate AU but it's dark and enemies-to-lovers

-scenes from a rooftop - candy-sweet drabbles that make you want to puke

my main blog is @puzzled-on-main if you want to hear my scalding hot takes on things other than fanfic and comic books, and i'm replyhazy on discord.

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