Gregory House Big Naturals

need a girlboy who's lowk a little spooky and fucked up to give me bones so that i can gnaw on them like a feral catdog with rabies (romantically)

also— have to share this amazing book title:

“Death in the Downline: A multi-level marketing murder mystery”.

oh my god. that’s actually fucking hilarious.

went to a new hair salon today and the guy after the cut was like “this is like my hair from the 80s, you know, like glam rock and motley crue kind of look” and i was like OH MY GOD SOMEONE GETS IT THATS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT IM GOING FOR

why on earth does february 26th seem like such a romantic day? it hasnt even happened this year, and all i have that day are foreboding deadlines, and yet i every time i see that date on my calendar i am filled with a sense that love will be in the air

warren g harding mpreg real???

Happy mothers day scotty thank you for bearing our child < lottie 3

omg i feel so honoured on this special day

one day everything happening rn will be nothing more than an apush unit

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNNN MICHAEL CERA IS IN THE NEW WES ANDERSON FILM?!?! EEK!!!

2nd movie of the day was ‚its a wonderful world’ in ap calculus

literally one of the best movies ever

we did NOT just spend all of ap chem watching white chicks 😭 this man is not realll