closet-emo-yay13
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Me? In love with someone who’s not a fictional character? Fat chance.
*some random 6’8 man walks into the room*
Me:
Do I LoOk FiNe?!
Parent: Fuck you my child is perfectly fine!
The child in question every time a minor inconvenience occurs: *proceeds to read fanfiction about men 3 times their age* *cries about it for 5 hours* *finishes the smutty chapter fantasizing Draco Malfoy as their potions professor* *drinks an unhealthy amount of chamomile and earl grey to appease the aesthetic gods* *calls bestfriend to rant about said fanfiction*
Me at 9pm: Phew, I’m tired, time to go to bed.
Also me: Up until 1am reading fanfic…
Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.
Achilles: *Loud gasp*
fuck being your lover. i want to be your traveling bard
Someone took some advice from a Nightmare about how to be suave
Don't be bisexual and watch Arcane because you will be diagnosed with the HORNY
and it's terminal y'all
do you guys think jesus was hung
If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
Today is the only day you can reblog this
oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY
oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout
New vibe: sitting in a Target parking lot bawling your eyes out while eating Wendy’s fries and a frosty, all while listening to stereotypical emo music
Profanitee
A manatee that swears at random times
When you finally realize you’re not straight, and both of your friends are like “FINALLY, honey we’ve known” 😂
You can only reblog this today.
Hersh
hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously
Um...how has this been on Spotify for almost 3 years and I’ve NEVER HEARD OF IT????
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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan