*SLAMS DOOR OPEN* KUROBA KAITO WEARS COFFEE FLAVORED CHAPSTICK
Title: am I just too tired to wink
Pairings: Hakuba Saguru/Kuroba Kaito/Kudo Shinichi/Hattori Heiji || HakuKaiHeiShin
Rating: T
Word Count: 1k
Summary: Saguru, Heiji, and Shinichi are all working on a case that they just can’t seem to solve. Kaito helps out by making them get some rest. Forgive the shitty title.
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Purple Bitch
Actually if Kak reached his 40s, he would indeed be in the same timeline as FNAF(2010s). 40s Kak would absolutely pester Jotaro w the lore
Jotaro: (almost sleeping) hmm..
Kakyoin: Jotaro. Jotaro! (Tapping him on the shoulder) I heard you babbling over fish for all these years, you WILL hear me out on this!
Jotaro: ok babe go on about purple bitch
Kakyoin: he is a bitch so I'll let this one pass
Average size mannequin with average size woman.
Kai: CODE KITKAT CODE KITKAT. DOES ANYONE READ ME!?
Cole: Cake Pop responding! What's happening, Cinnamon Twist!?
Kai: CODE KITKAT!!!
Cole: ... my god-
Cole runs into the living room.
Cole: WU FOUND THE STUFF WE BROKE.
Everyone screams and starts running in different directions.
Lloyd: Snow Cone, La Croix! Get the emergency bags and get the Bounty started!
Lloyd: Fizzle Berry, get the non-perishables!
Lloyd: Cake Pop-!
Kai's screams are heard from across the monastery.
Jay: THEY GOT CINNAMON TWIST!
Zane jumps out the window.
Zane: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-!
Don’t worry Bro , Black Tumblr got you and your Sister.✊🏿
Can we find her a donor please ✊🏿🙏🏿
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