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World's most divorced man becomes first human to be alienated from both biological and digital children.

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2023/09/28/virginia-frequent-school-book-challenger-spotsylvania/

What a sad life this woman has. She literally challenges a new school book every week.

So she wants everyone under the age of 18 to never read about sex?

Dracula? Anne Frank’s Diary? The Catcher in the Rye? Of Mice and Men?

Jeez, she’d even ban the Sweet Valley High books. (Jessica was a total hoe and once set up her own twin sister to get date raped.)

She’s a nutjob on a power trip. And she needs a hobby.

PJO Trauma Candy Salad Part 2!

Part 1

Piper McLean is both an agent of chaos and a woman of the people. After the success of the seven’s trauma candy salad video, she begs (and bribes) a few of the others to join in. The video goes viral, and they end up as a trending topic for 3 days.

Reyna: Hello, my name is Reyna, and I got kidnapped by pirates after Percy Jackson destroyed my home…I brought peach rings.

Will: Hi, I’m Will, and my dad and I are the same age. I’m putting in fruit gummies. 

Rachel: Hey everyone, I’m Rachel, and the first time I met Percy, he tried to stab me with a sword. I’m adding nerds gummy clusters. 

Percy: My name is Per-

Piper (behind the camera): Percy, you already went last time.

Annabeth (also behind camera): Just let him do it; he needs this. 

Percy: My name is Percy Jackson, and I was kidnapped by my aunt and assumed dead for six months. I brought shark gummies!

Clarisse: What’s up, I’m Clarisse, and I was one of four survivors of a boat explosion in the Bermuda Triangle. I brought some warheads extremes. 

Magnus: Hey, I’m Magnus, and after my mom was murdered by wolves in front of me, I spent two years living on the streets. I’m adding sour patch kids. 

Nico: Nico just stares directly into the camera for a few seconds while pouring in black chocolate rocks. "I know what hell actually looks like."

ROUND TWO OF LIKES CHARGE REBLOGS CAST ✨

Tesla Stock has plumeted 24% in the past month.

deeply obsessed with this

nico "pretty italian boy who is embarrassed by everything" di angelo and will "knows how to use a gun and worships chappell roan and troye sivan" solace.

YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE

Hegseth has stopped cybersecurity defenses against Russia…

WAKE 👏 THE 👏 F 👏 UP 👏

don't make promises you can't keep.

(thinking about how belos's downfall in his deals w luz and the collector were always him breaking the rules of dealing with the fae.... shaking hands and telling lies to things much bigger than him, assuming he can comprehend things a human could never... hell, luz tricked him in king's tide because belos told her his real name and she used it to manipulate him.)