Sometimes, You Get Exactly What You Asked For.

ya im complainiong about them i want the COOL PANTS not the MOM OF THE COOL PANTS

affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

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Trying to frame pro-Luigi "punks" negatively by sharing that they *checks notes* hate pedophiles is hilarious

The #AllLivesMatter degenerates love the two-tier style of justice and complete disregard for children.

like to charge, reblog to cast <3