Aha, I See... Dictionaries Don't Define Language, Its Language That Defines Dictionaries. And People

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

Imagine an Elder Yautja finding a plushie for the first time LMAO

“Ooman, why does this soft creature not move? Does it not need to breathe?”

“It- its it alive, hun.”

“???”

YES

Imagine if it’s one of those invertible octopus ones. He’ll be inspecting it and turn around to see if it moves only to turn around and it’s got it’s little angry face on.

He’ll think it’s alive and try to fight it.

sometimes i see cis people say "trans people will understand if you misgender them at first. i call my nephew 'her' all the time and he knows i don't mean it" no he doesnt. he probably never hangs out with you for more than ten minutes because that's how long you can last in a conversation before making him feel like shit. also he thinks you're, best case scenario, stupid for not being able to figure it out, or worst case scenario, uncaring about him and his needs. he doesn't like spending time with you. you're deluding yourself into thinking you're far kinder than you are. you're weird man.

may we all wake up tomorrow with less heavy hearts

scooby doo villians:

you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me

There's a common trend of people saying they hate characters like Malenia, Ranni or Marika because their actions led to thousands of deaths. Which I guess is understandable.

But then they tell your their favorite character is Godfrey or Radahn and just-

King: "i need reinforcments!"

The Court Wizard:

drivers ed is like:

what should you do while driving?

a) text on your phone

b) look at the road

c) cocaine

d) hit children with your car on purpose

you don't deserve that blorbo if you have to skinnify them in fanart i'm sorry

i will be autistic for a moment but living in a world where social expectations and standards are made by others and expected to be followed lest you be seen as a 'failed' person somehow when those standards are not based in personal happiness or autonomy or kindness to others makes me feel genuinely insane like daily