My Bravest Knighttt... Come Hither ..... Mmmwah !! Ok You Are Dismissed

i love her sm

“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.

mwah is a very important word

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

There's a common trend of people saying they hate characters like Malenia, Ranni or Marika because their actions led to thousands of deaths. Which I guess is understandable.

But then they tell your their favorite character is Godfrey or Radahn and just-

Dying on my warframe hill for my horrible warframe opinion that being horny for warframe is perfectly fine "Except for the weirdos who created and perpetuated the meme about Wisp's ass".

Because I straight up didn't even notice Wisp had a modeled ass for like 2 years

(reminder that this is a shooter where you over the shoulder ADS and NORMALLY have a big intrusive syandana on so like.... how was I supposed to know??)

and found out about it through reading a warframe meme- only to find out you weirdos have been objectifying her ass to the point of COMMUNITY WIDE MEME and somehow I'm the weird one for not having "ass" be a top 5 word that pops into my head when someone says Wisp.

So I've gone full contrarian because I'm annoyed that, community wise, no one can bring up wisp in a serious connotation without slipping in a reference to her fuckin' ass. Like dude, chill.

Imagine if every video about other frames started with extremely weird heavy breathing perversions like what are you doin' bro, I thought this was a video about a wisp build not you splooging over metal cheeks.

wisp ass is a bad meme and those perpetuating it are the lame kind of horny on main. The kind I read as "just weirdly out of place and kind of disrespectful". You may crucify me now.

i hope that every baby tenno ever knows that i'm not judging them for being new or not having a fancy fashionframe whenever i approach them in a relay or hub-

i promise i'm just looking at you and your profile with the widest most excited eyes ever, i'm just wayy too nervous to figure out what to say to you, and i don't want to be patronizing by asking if you want help ;w;

baby tenno, you are so so so cool- i'm so happy you're here, and i really hope you end up finding the same amount of enjoyment and community here that I have.

crumb comics dump

i should’ve been a cat