It's Gonna Be Such A Funny Mess When Donald Trump Dies Of A Stroke On April 1st, 2024.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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clowntownusa

1 year ago

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

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2 years ago

The “robot that isn’t supposed to feel emotions gains the ability to love and while frustrated and confused it simultaneously is the most wonderful thing it has experienced” trope never ceases to get me idc how many times it gets done I will eat that shit up I don’t care. Know this about me

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clowntownusa

2 years ago

Please reblog this so that I can get a bigger sample size, but DO NOT include anything in the tags about the results, as that could influence other responses

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2 years ago

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clowntownusa

2 months ago

CHECK THE NEWS

i can wait 10 years more for silksong if they don't make a second winged nosk

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clowntownusa

3 years ago

Forget genders, which hot topic are you?

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that thing look like the fish oscar dated in that one movie shark tale or smthn

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clowntownusa

3 months ago

SOBBING

Im new here

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clowntownusa

2 years ago

thankyou Neonlight The Doomhog for these words

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clowntownusa

6 months ago

Since The Holiday Toy Drive Post Is Circulating Again, I Figured This Would Also Be Helpful! Food Insecurity

Since the holiday toy drive post is circulating again, I figured this would also be helpful! Food insecurity is such a massive problem in America, in general, and if you have the means to help feed others, I think you should take that opportunity. Here are some other tips:

1. If you’re planning on donating items from your own pantry, please check the expiration dates on the packaging. Think of your donations as gifts to bestow, not castoffs to be rid of. It’s awful to think of people feeling like they got scraps someone else just didn’t want. Everyone deserves dignity with their meals.

2. If you’d rather give money to a food bank, that’s also great since they buy food in bulk and know what items are most wanted/needed!

3. Not everyone has access to appliances like stoves or microwaves or hot plates so if you can donate items that don’t need to be heated up, that would also be greatly appreciated!

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