Canon Pt.2

IM DEAD AND BURIED YOU'VE KILLED ME

just like all my favorite characters.

Sometimes a family is a former child assassin, her fake dad, Walmart Captain America, daddy issues final boss, a bipolar nuke, and the guy who killed jfk

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So anyways, peter goes to caltec all on his own bc the idea of going to mit makes him burst into tears now that Tony is gone <3

peter parker: I think I'm going to do it.

tony stark: don't you dare.

peter: ... I'm going to--

tony: absolutely NOT, peter benjamin--

peter: I'm DOING IT !!!

peter: *submits college application to Caltec*

tony: ... you traitor.

peter: it's good to keep your backup options open just in case--

tony: you don't NEED backup options, you are GOING. TO. MIT. that's the END OF DISCUSSION. over my DEAD GRAVE are you going to CALTEC--

If mentally unstable why pookie shaped?

YOU'RE SUCH A JEEEEEEEEEEEEERK <3

im the child you bully. you don't bully children you bully CHILD and that child is ME, Jerk <3

that’s just my god given right as your big sib, sorry bitch

IM GIGGLING SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JOKE LENNE.

The devil works fast but thirsty marvel fans work faster

Peter Parker: if someone looks at me before 10 am imma eat drywall

Tony: normally I would be worried about you saying stuff like this, but I actually understand completely

*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

Bucky being torn between what used to be his and what used to be steve's <3

“do we think yelena picked nat’s room” WRAP IT UP

Silly comic

Based on a post by @hurtspideyparker

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