The Trope Where People Don't Recognize Each Other Because It's Been So Long Since They Last Interacted

Peter Parker: if someone looks at me before 10 am imma eat drywall

Tony: normally I would be worried about you saying stuff like this, but I actually understand completely

take me to snurch (snail church)

Nazis will never be welcome in paganism. They have no space in our communities, we will have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to nazis. You have no right to the cultures, gods and religions you hijack to spread your disgusting ideologies. You will find no refuge or comraderie amongst pagans.

Reblog to let nazis know they’re not welcome here.

do more whimsical things. put no limits on whimsy.

I like to think they all notice a different "tell" Peter has, but in reality, he's just making it obvious because he trusts these people and knows they're good. He can lie to them just fine. It's the principle of it for him dammit!!

Peter Parker is SCARILY good at lying. Years of training, he can go full waterworks in a second to REALLY sell it. Especially the whole “I’m just an innocent kid with bad luck” act. I mean, the guy spends his entire life with a secret identity— Of course, he has to be good at lying.

Yet, for some reason he’s the worst liar ever when it comes to his friends and family.

Tony? “That’s… odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago?”

Ned? “I’m not Spider-Man!” while actively on the ceiling.

May? “I know you sneak out of this house every night!”

MJ? Just straight up, “I am Spider-Man.”

For some reason, his friends and family see completely through his lies. Or maybe, they really just see him.

nah mate you're not unlovable you just forgot to eat breakfast this morning. no bro you're not beyond saving it's winter and you're having a rough time. bro you're not a bad person you're just scared and overwhelmed and that makes sense considering everything that's been going on lately. put the shovel down dude look at your hands they're cramping from white knuckling the handle so long. c'mon! my mom's making chili for dinner and she said you can come over! i love you okay don't forget that

IM DEAD AND BURIED YOU'VE KILLED ME

just like all my favorite characters.

Sometimes a family is a former child assassin, her fake dad, Walmart Captain America, daddy issues final boss, a bipolar nuke, and the guy who killed jfk

work is so fucking dull this week that its causing me to draw and think about things i would normally never consider. like i do not like five nights at freddys i have not thought about those games since 2015 and all further series knowledge has just been absorbed through cultural osmosis. yet ive drawn nothing but the rabbit one in my notebook all day.