Sam: Happy pride month, Cass
Castiel: Pride month? There is a month to have pride?
Sam, snickering to himself: Yeah
Castiel: Then I choose to be proud of Dean.
*Sam wheezing in the background*
Dean: Cass no—
Ok ok, this here* made me think of your Candy Crush addicted Cas, but it turns out Sam is ALSO into the game. And Dean just watches Cas burn until there’s only ash, fully devastated, but Sam gets bored and starts playing CC on his phone and when Dean turns around in disbelief/rage Sam’s like, it’s what Cas would have wanted
(it’s true lol)
(Cas and Sam compare scores and stuff. (you used to be able to have a friend's scoreboard to compare to but they took it away, but it would have been there when Cas died this time!))
* https://www.tumblr.com/no-gorms/783694887810908160/multiversewanderlust-deancasendgame
Okay but that's fucking hilarious
Could you imagine that hunter funeral for Cas? Dean is having a full, widow arc, depressive downward spiral, and then you just hear
Delicious! Sugar Crush!
and it pans to Sam playing Candy Crush on Cas' phone
Dean is all "Dude what the hell???"
And Sam looks at him all "Cas has daily quests and a top 1 spot to uphold. He can't do it now, so I'm taking up the mantle for him"
"WHAT?!"
"It's what he would've wanted"
And the whole ride home, Dean is trying so hard not to take Cas' phone from Sam and chuck it out the window
"why the hell is it on full volume?!?!"
"Cas did something to the settings so I can't put his phone on silent"
"WHY"
"cause he said he didn't wanna miss any calls"
Sam is a bro and makes sure to prioritize Cas' high score more than his own
Their friendship is peek
anyone else ever have CRAZY nightmares for no reason? i just did, and i woke up so confused i have no idea who i am, i took a bath to calm down but DAMN wtf brain i knew we were capable of creating horrors untouched by mankind but did we have to do it to ME?
Scarlet Johannson fought so that Yelena could RUN AND HAVE FUN.
scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that
*Tonys in his lab and Peter walks in holding something behind his back.*
Peter: Mr stark ! Look what I found
Tony: *glancing at him* kid if you have brought an animal in here I swear to god…
Peter: what ? No it’s *he shows he’s holding an avengers tower Lego set* the tower !!!
Tony:
Peter: isn’t it cool
Tony: I didn’t know that was a thing.
"Not all men" you're right, Spencer Reid would never
MAJOR CME 18.02 SPOILERS
parallels always make me sooooo sick. like i’m still not over her miscarriage. im not over the storyline with roslyn. i’m definitely not getting over this.
jennifer jareau being called a badass before someone dies
scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something