Accidentally put my hand in a mysterious puddle of liquid on my desk in world history class and genuinely started tweaking
Oh my god literally what the hell I have a mole by my left nipple and how did I NEVER NOTICE it was growing a LONG ASS HAIR ðŸ˜
I plucked that bitch and it hurt
MOBILE CAMEO I CAN'T EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM I WAS HOPING HE'D BE JN THE SHOW
She pi on my diameter till I circumferance
Oh my fod
When you download a compressed file and have to unzip it's slutty little file pants
My mom called me and was like "Why don't you ever come over anymore? Do you hate me? Am I just some bitch that you don't wanna talk to?" Like yesss how'd you know
Me because I have no filter on this damn blog
opening the fruk tag like it's the morning paper and scrolling through all the fifa memes like they don't already play w balls daily
read my dream diary https://www.tumblr.com/mineslumber?source=share
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