Coffee-at-midnite-blog - This Is A Lot Of Random

You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.

i think this is how i feel most of the time

brief summary of doctor who: what

brief summary of supernatural: why

brief summary of sherlock: how

okay you asked for it 

nat being local rocket raccoon but stealing clothes ..

and holding one hammer

bonus 

there are only two of them cause they tiny and they revenge 

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

College: So you got that money you owe us?

Me:

Everything I Have To Tell You About Love by Neil Gaiman

CNN

Student David Hogg who survived the Florida school shooting looks directly in the camera, and sends a message to President Donald J. Trump and lawmakers: “Please, take action. Ideas are great… But...

This is to you Marco Rubio they are talking DIRECTLY TO YOU. Your prayers are between you and God. Your actions are between you and the public. Stop taking gun blood money and DO something to keep these children safe.

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick