I Have No Words

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

Summer  2013 + Movies

Iron Man 3: May 3rd, 2013

The Great Gatsby: May 10th, 2013

Star Trek Into Darkness:  May 17th, 2013

Man of Steel: June 14th, 2013

Monsters University: June 21st, 2013

Pacific Rim: July 12th, 2013

The Wolverine: July 26th, 2013

Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters: August 7th, 2013

Kick-Ass 2: August 16th, 2013

The Mortal Instruments City of Bones: August 23rd, 2013

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Sitting under the kitchen table on a blanket falling asleep to the sound of my moms sewing machine. She was making me a new dress for summer.

My Mods Folder is 12.3 GB and used to take 10-15 minutes to load. Tonight I removed all the spaces and special characters, and when I loaded my game it made a huge difference! 12.3 GB didn’t take any more than 2 minutes to load. And the game is a lot smoother now!

If your game is slow too, you can get it to run faster by renaming your packages! All you have to do is remove the spaces and special characters! eg. this is a file name_1.package  > thisisafilename1.package

List of special characters: (for those who don’t know)

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Please spread the word!

It will be love

They, claim to love me for my wild restless nature. Amused by my writing, my creating, my curiosity. So I allow them in one at a time. Only to learn it is just for show, they chase me out of the garage, out of the street, out of the studio, and in to the kitchen and bedroom where they tie me up with apron strings and tell me to smile for the children. They smooth my hair and say, there, isn't this better. You look so pretty with your hands clean and the paint washed from your face. Isn't this nice, you don't need to stay up lost in some silly book or get bitten by bugs out in the middle of nowhere. Isn't it just lovely, I will keep you safe right here beside me and you will never have to wander again. They dry my tears so proud of themselves and when they turn away, I climb out the window and run down the street. I run until the next one comes along and I believe, and let them in. Because someday it will be real. Someday I will find someone that truly loves me with grease on my hands and paint in my hair and then we will get lost in the middle of nowhere and not care, because we will be reading books under the stars and moon until dawn. That someone will walk home beside me hand in hand and that will be love Coffee At Midnight

So, uh, it looks like Taylor Swift might be dating Tom Hiddleston.

It is apparently a thing.

Good luck with your dashboards, Tumblr.

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

this is one of the only times ive ever seen a pallas cat not in a rage state and i am . cherishing this picture.

I don't know who wrote this, but I'm really feeling this tonight.