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Everything I Have To Tell You About Love by Neil Gaiman

How does a moment last forever? How can a story never die?  It is love we must hold onto, Never easy, but we try.

some Beauty and the Beast doodles for a sad day

When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!”  Clever… very clever.  You win this time.  

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

It will be love

They, claim to love me for my wild restless nature. Amused by my writing, my creating, my curiosity. So I allow them in one at a time. Only to learn it is just for show, they chase me out of the garage, out of the street, out of the studio, and in to the kitchen and bedroom where they tie me up with apron strings and tell me to smile for the children. They smooth my hair and say, there, isn't this better. You look so pretty with your hands clean and the paint washed from your face. Isn't this nice, you don't need to stay up lost in some silly book or get bitten by bugs out in the middle of nowhere. Isn't it just lovely, I will keep you safe right here beside me and you will never have to wander again. They dry my tears so proud of themselves and when they turn away, I climb out the window and run down the street. I run until the next one comes along and I believe, and let them in. Because someday it will be real. Someday I will find someone that truly loves me with grease on my hands and paint in my hair and then we will get lost in the middle of nowhere and not care, because we will be reading books under the stars and moon until dawn. That someone will walk home beside me hand in hand and that will be love Coffee At Midnight

So I recently saw the ‘Mishapocalypse #2’ post, and, well… I quite frankly think it’s a bad idea. For several reasons.

1) The first one was basically one massive April Fools Day prank. And even then, a lot of people got fed up with it very quickly. Doing it again, midway through the year? I don’t think that’s going to go over so well. (Not to mention, shouldn’t Mishapocalypse 2 be preserved until April 1st next year?)

2)The idea for #2, as I understand it, was to do it on Misha’s birthday. Well, why? Why not do something for Misha on his birthday, instead of doing something that’s not actually anything for Misha, and is probably just going to get a lot of people mad at the SPN fandom?

As such, tumblr user charliefishxd had a good idea; why don’t we all donate to Random Acts, Misha’s charity organization, instead?

SO, I propose a movement; instead of Mishapocalypse #2, why don’t we make August 20th Not-So-Random Acts day? On the 20th, everyone try to donate what you can to Random Acts. And, if you can’t donate, make something to promote others to donate, and we can spread those around like wildfire. Maybe photoshop the Random Acts logo onto random nonsensical things?

Basically, instead of taking over tumblr with photoshopped pictures of Misha’s face, let’s take over tumblr with promotions for Random acts.Think like VlogBrothers’s Project for Awesome, where nerdfighters take over the front page of youtube with videos promoting different charities. It’ll be participant’s job to search out other Randoms Acts promos and reblog them.

If you do participate, be sure to tag your posts as #not so random acts day and link to random acts: http://www.therandomact.org/

Please please please spread this around, guys! I think Misha would appreciate this tons more than another Mishapocalypse~

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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