Yeah Guys She’s Sorry

together they form one (1) brain cell

my dash right now:

oh yay boops! we love boops <3 THE VENGEANCE SAGA KILLED MY FIRST BORN. haha boops. get booped :3 "NEXT TO MY WIFE" AFHUEAOIEFEUAEOHIEAFHEIO. gonna boop all the mutuals! JORGE I'M COMING FOR YOU. boop boop boop. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY THIS

Big year for snakes.

“There’s no way that thing hatched straight out of the egg looking like that”

Some of my favorite hobbies are counting my chickens before they hatch, putting all my eggs in one basket, crying over spilled milk, barking up the wrong tree, and above all, doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”