Cats Getting Caught Doing Crimes

my dash right now:

oh yay boops! we love boops <3 THE VENGEANCE SAGA KILLED MY FIRST BORN. haha boops. get booped :3 "NEXT TO MY WIFE" AFHUEAOIEFEUAEOHIEAFHEIO. gonna boop all the mutuals! JORGE I'M COMING FOR YOU. boop boop boop. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY THIS

literally my second biggest flex is that the guy behind osha official is my mutual. first biggest flex is that there's a discord server dedicated to hating on me

fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!

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i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

Personally I think that battle sims like showdown would still be a thing in the pokemon world. Cuz like picture this: you are ten years old and the only Pokémon you have access to is the elderly family Sunflora. You love Sunny to death but also literally every media you consume involves Pokémon battles and champions and cool ass fights. Sunny is too old to fight and your neighbor’s Gothita is too young. One day on the playground your friend tells you about this cool website that lets you battle pokemon on the computer. Later that night you boot up the family computer and instantly realize that this website lets you play as GROUDON (!!!!). There’s no going back from there.

one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will

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not evil anymore i want to be loved now

A bit of a palate cleanser for everyone.