Some Problems Are So Humiliating The Only Solution Is To Solve Them Yourself And Then Continue To Never

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eridan imagines i made like almost two months ago

hi im lu! 24 y/o white queer crip, any pronouns will do!

here 2 talk homestuck but would be amiss w/o saying please consider wearing a mask as we're still in the covid pandemic + as a fuck you to the criminalization of masks & the surveillance state + etc... + its mysterious & alluring .

(ps u can hit up a mask bloc near you or not near you, they may ship to you anyway if you can't afford masks rn)

*uses my maid of life powers 2 revive our decimated public health *

basically,

hehehe, anyway

heres a wonderful current covid resource made and illustrated by Hazel Newlevant @/newlevant

heres some internet safety guides by @/alexandraisyes that helped me, and then if you're a minor this website actually seems like a pretty great resource for support.

also check this incredibly detailed resource made by the brilliant Sam Aburime @/rainystudios if you're interested in learning about what the "anti-fan" moral panic is all about & much more

i draw occasionally and I'll try to keep any nsfw (and triggers) tagged but be warned adult content will pop up from time to time. depending

transparent edits of the sillies under the cut

Davepetasprite <3333

pesterlog dialog for deez guyz + alt colors n closeup under cut

CA: (oh my cod kar are you seain wwhat im seain) CG: (THAT TACKY MALL COPS RUN OF THE MILL- NO MORE LIKE RUN OVER BY A THOUSAND HOOFBEASTS SIMULTANEOUSLY EXPERIENCING THEIR CHUTES CONVULSE AND VACATE THE EVER SO FRAGRANT CONTENTS OF THEIR EXCREMENT TUNNELS. LIKE THEY ALL STOPPED THEIR STAMPEDE FOR A SNACK BREAK OF GAS STATION SUSHI AND THE SIGHT OF THAT BASTARD SHOCKED THE WEAKEST MOST DELICATE OF THEM ALL TO LET IT LOOSE SUBSEQUENTLY TRIGGERING THE ENTIRE HERD TO EXPLODE IN A RIVVER OF-OH FUCK) CG: (DOES IT LOOK LIKE HES COMING THIS WAY OR-) CG: OH MY GOD HE JUST SHOVED THAT POOR WRIGGLER OUT OF THE WAY AND HES LOOKING STRAIGHT AT ME LIKE I OWE HIM MONEY HE MUST DESPERATELY NEED CG: OH FUCK. OH GOD HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD TAKE EQUIUS ON. OK, OK, OK, THIS IS FINE THIS IS LIGHT WORK! JUST GOTTA COME UP WITH A PLAN REAL FUCKING QUICK CG: ... CG: GOG WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO US?!? I MEAN SEALIOUSLY WE CAN'T BE THE ONLY ASSHOLES WHO GOSSIP ABOAT THE LOCAL MULTIPLEXCRETIA FROM TIME TO TIME

CG: UGHHHHHH I REALLY DONT WANNA GET KICKED OUT OF THIS ONE, THEYVE GOT THE BEST GRUBBLE TEA!!! SHIT I'D ASK YOUR ADVICE BUT I KNOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA SAY WE MURDER THE POOR BASTARD- OH FUCK HE'S JOGGING NOW. JUST GREAT. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN ONE OF THEM DO THAT CA: oh cmon kar put a little faith in me CA: although to be quite frank i dont think no body wwould miss paul blart ovver here like somebody needs to put him out of his misery for the dowwnright pathetic example hes settin for this fine establishment CA: oh fin dont evven start ill just threaten him a little and wwith that fuckin wwriggler toy excuse for a wweapon im sure hell back off before you can snap your gripin little clawws CG: ALRIGHT BUT DONT YOU EVEN FUCKING THINK OF PULLING THE CROSSHAIRS OUT AS "JUST A THREAT." THIS IS GONNA BE A VOCAL THING ONLY, AND SPEAKING OF EXPATIATING, WE MIGHT EVEN GET OUT OF THIS UNBANNED AND WITHOUT BLOOD ON OUR HANDS IF YOU JUST DONT. SO JUST TO BE CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR, I NEED YOU TO JUST SIT THERE LOOKING PRETTY AND SHUTTING YOUR TRAP LIKE YOU'RE BEING EXPLOITED FOR ENTERTAINMENT BY MR.FEAST IN EXCHANGE FOR A MILLION FUCKING BUCKS OKAY? YOU WOULD ABSOLUTELY KILL AT THAT KIND OF THING IF YOU TRIED, YOUR NONVERBAL BITCHFEST COMMUNICATION ALONE WOULD RACK IN BILLIONS OF VIEWS SO LETS JUST PRETEND!! OKAY?? THIS IS JUST THE FUN MAKE BELEIVE TIME PART OF OUR DATE. CG: WE CAN GO TO THAT STUPID SALAD PLACE YOU LIKE SO MUCH IF YOU JUST TRUST ME TO HANDLE THIS LIKE THE COMPETENT ORATOR I AM AND WAS ALWAYS HATCHED TO BE CG: I MEAN I DONT DISAGREE THAT SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THIS GUY DOWN A PEG BUT I DONT MEAN THAT LITERALLY SO "WWATCH YOURSHELF" OR I SWEAR TO GOD- CG: OH WHY HELLO MR MALL COP- I MEAN OFFICER!! WE WERE JUST HARMLESSLY PATRONIZING THIS- CA: listen here you ovvergrowwn frat trash wwhy dont you haul you and your little school girl baton in the other direction and do your fuckin job for a change instead of eavvsdroppin like the no life havvin filth wwallowwing pig loser scum you undoubtedly are or i promise ill make it so you wwont havve a chance in shell at employment anywwhere EVVER again CG: OF FUCKING COURSE

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I think they ignore that vriska tried to repair the friendship with Aradia after she killed her because you know, she killed her.

honestly i could go on a rant about what happened between the drama of Aradia, Terezi, and Vriska but that’d be super long and all im gonna say is

vriska pushed tavros off a cliff

aradia was pissed and wanted to teach vriska a lesson, even though terezi told her not to

aradia summoned the ghosts of trolls vriska had killed to haunt her

trolls vriska HAD TO KILL or else you know, spidermom would die and she’d be culled

vriska was upset by this, p much started crying

doc scratch manipulated vriska and tricked her into thinking killing aradia was the best option, and encouraged her to kill both Aradia and Terezi

Vriska listened to him, killed aradia and blinded terezi

Terezi was like “oh shit no” and tried to murder vriska

in one panel of terezi thinking about killing vriska, she thinks “Its almost sad how easy its going to be”

Terezi felt no remorse for what she was about to do to Vriska, which was murder her through Doc Scratch

Terezi informed doc scratch that Vriska had one of his Magic Cue balls, which made him LOSE HIS SHIT and he exploded the cue ball, right as vriska was looking into it, causing her to lose an eye and an arm

Then, later, they start playing SGRUB

Equius Makes Aradia a cool robot

vriska desperately wants to make it up to aradia, so she plans to deliver equius robot to aradia herself as a gift

equius sees vriskas plan and dosnt let her do this

Vriska then explains that all to aradia, who dosnt care

Aradiabot then beats the shit out of vriska in the flash “Make Her Pay”

thanks aradia

 if u dont believe/remember this just read either Vriskas, Terezis, Aradias, or Doc Scratchs wiki page. i think doc scratchs page has the most info about it

k bye

my precious............ i love it when he loves his little interests he brings me joy

eeidan is done too woohooo

im just realised that half of my felt toys is fuckin fish

Jade, having broken up with Dave and moving out for a fresh new start for herself, stumbles across a particular Vriska Serket; coming back in town after some time away, she decides to crash at Jade’s new place and be her new roommate for the time being. Trouble ensues.

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