I Really Wasn't Going To Show This To Anyone But I Feel Insane Right Now So Have Some Rough Ass Sketch

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I won't go making mountains Out of molehills Any more

hi this is one of bee's homestuck rp friends. your art is so beautiful. thank you for making art.

"Don't be a Job Hopper" 1940s Disney WWII propaganda poster

Bouie Choi (蔡鈺娟)— City in the Dark (acrylic on upcycled floor wood, 2020)

pesterlog dialog for deez guyz + alt colors n closeup under cut

CA: (oh my cod kar are you seain wwhat im seain) CG: (THAT TACKY MALL COPS RUN OF THE MILL- NO MORE LIKE RUN OVER BY A THOUSAND HOOFBEASTS SIMULTANEOUSLY EXPERIENCING THEIR CHUTES CONVULSE AND VACATE THE EVER SO FRAGRANT CONTENTS OF THEIR EXCREMENT TUNNELS. LIKE THEY ALL STOPPED THEIR STAMPEDE FOR A SNACK BREAK OF GAS STATION SUSHI AND THE SIGHT OF THAT BASTARD SHOCKED THE WEAKEST MOST DELICATE OF THEM ALL TO LET IT LOOSE SUBSEQUENTLY TRIGGERING THE ENTIRE HERD TO EXPLODE IN A RIVVER OF-OH FUCK) CG: (DOES IT LOOK LIKE HES COMING THIS WAY OR-) CG: OH MY GOD HE JUST SHOVED THAT POOR WRIGGLER OUT OF THE WAY AND HES LOOKING STRAIGHT AT ME LIKE I OWE HIM MONEY HE MUST DESPERATELY NEED CG: OH FUCK. OH GOD HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD TAKE EQUIUS ON. OK, OK, OK, THIS IS FINE THIS IS LIGHT WORK! JUST GOTTA COME UP WITH A PLAN REAL FUCKING QUICK CG: ... CG: GOG WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO US?!? I MEAN SEALIOUSLY WE CAN'T BE THE ONLY ASSHOLES WHO GOSSIP ABOAT THE LOCAL MULTIPLEXCRETIA FROM TIME TO TIME

CG: UGHHHHHH I REALLY DONT WANNA GET KICKED OUT OF THIS ONE, THEYVE GOT THE BEST GRUBBLE TEA!!! SHIT I'D ASK YOUR ADVICE BUT I KNOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA SAY WE MURDER THE POOR BASTARD- OH FUCK HE'S JOGGING NOW. JUST GREAT. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN ONE OF THEM DO THAT CA: oh cmon kar put a little faith in me CA: although to be quite frank i dont think no body wwould miss paul blart ovver here like somebody needs to put him out of his misery for the dowwnright pathetic example hes settin for this fine establishment CA: oh fin dont evven start ill just threaten him a little and wwith that fuckin wwriggler toy excuse for a wweapon im sure hell back off before you can snap your gripin little clawws CG: ALRIGHT BUT DONT YOU EVEN FUCKING THINK OF PULLING THE CROSSHAIRS OUT AS "JUST A THREAT." THIS IS GONNA BE A VOCAL THING ONLY, AND SPEAKING OF EXPATIATING, WE MIGHT EVEN GET OUT OF THIS UNBANNED AND WITHOUT BLOOD ON OUR HANDS IF YOU JUST DONT. SO JUST TO BE CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR, I NEED YOU TO JUST SIT THERE LOOKING PRETTY AND SHUTTING YOUR TRAP LIKE YOU'RE BEING EXPLOITED FOR ENTERTAINMENT BY MR.FEAST IN EXCHANGE FOR A MILLION FUCKING BUCKS OKAY? YOU WOULD ABSOLUTELY KILL AT THAT KIND OF THING IF YOU TRIED, YOUR NONVERBAL BITCHFEST COMMUNICATION ALONE WOULD RACK IN BILLIONS OF VIEWS SO LETS JUST PRETEND!! OKAY?? THIS IS JUST THE FUN MAKE BELEIVE TIME PART OF OUR DATE. CG: WE CAN GO TO THAT STUPID SALAD PLACE YOU LIKE SO MUCH IF YOU JUST TRUST ME TO HANDLE THIS LIKE THE COMPETENT ORATOR I AM AND WAS ALWAYS HATCHED TO BE CG: I MEAN I DONT DISAGREE THAT SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THIS GUY DOWN A PEG BUT I DONT MEAN THAT LITERALLY SO "WWATCH YOURSHELF" OR I SWEAR TO GOD- CG: OH WHY HELLO MR MALL COP- I MEAN OFFICER!! WE WERE JUST HARMLESSLY PATRONIZING THIS- CA: listen here you ovvergrowwn frat trash wwhy dont you haul you and your little school girl baton in the other direction and do your fuckin job for a change instead of eavvsdroppin like the no life havvin filth wwallowwing pig loser scum you undoubtedly are or i promise ill make it so you wwont havve a chance in shell at employment anywwhere EVVER again CG: OF FUCKING COURSE

More mershark eridan x knight sollux au

prettiest feferi i have ever drawn and also eridan and sollux are there

blahblahbling with artstyles. i love angularity. wow this guy is wearing something other than his underwear. incredible

Honest to god makes me wonder how Sollux would even begin to navigate that mess of Eridan being different variants of ace in every quadrant, because my own variety of aroace is "well a relationship is just being Besties but with kisses and hand holding and there's literally no other differences"(honest to god it makes me sound like my ideal relationship is just what I headcanon moirails are) and I don't know???if I could see Eridan with that perspective??? Or what a Sollux live reaction to Eridan being like that would be

ohhh now THATS the fun part <3 theres a lot of different parts to how sollux is able to navigate it:

their sexualities are already VERY similar, practically the same in the grander scope; its just filtered through their experiences, preferred vocabulary, and tiny personal details.

in post-sprite aus in particular, i like to think that erisolsprite's existence accidentally infects them both with a LOT of humanisms, simply by being made from a sburb kernel instead of a sgrub kernel. all of a sudden eridan's blurred quadrant feelings end up a lot more understandable from a monogamous alien culture system they both have weird grafted-on memories of.

in my headcanons, aradia is aroace and is platonic life partners with sollux. he knows how to navigate eridans relationship likes, dislikes, and day-to-day flip-flopping because he already does it platonically with aradia.

sollux just finds it really fucking funny when eridan is a hater about something involving romance or sex lmao. he doesn't have strong opinions about most of that shit and also thinks some things eridan brings up ARE pretty fucking stupid.

all these things combined makes it pretty easy for the two of them to have a weird little blended thing all to themselves; a flushed base with mild pale undertones, complimented with some pitch seasoning lol. insulting each other fondly and just being a shoulder to rest against when the other needs it is all they need <3