Diamond Is Unbreakable Episode 1

hi i’ve been watching a LOT of gravity falls lately

Krii7y (Vines) = Smii7y + Kryoz π r

Kryoz: Ey Tara you want some?

Smii7y: This bitch empty! YEET!

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Kryoz: Me and my boys are gonna go see uncle cracker- Give me my hat back Jordan! You want to see uncle cracker or no?!

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Smii7y: I figured out a way to record without any hands. You do have to be a boy through I'll find something out for the girls in a little bit.

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Kryoz: Hey everybody, so today my little brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

*pictures of Smitty saying die please*

The benefits of putting him down is that I would be pushed way less.

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Smii7y: *points spray at Kryoz*

Kryoz: Shoot me

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"Say hey Vine"

Smii7y: Hey Vine~

Kryoz: Fuck a Vine bitch!

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Kryoz: Ey yo where y'all going?

Smii7y: Why you need to know, all up in my pussy boy...

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Smii7y: mmmMMMM fuck school! Fuck all this bullshit! What he fuck! The fuck...

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Smii7y: We have to sit out here and wait a long periodically time.

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"Folks were told to stay off roadways unless absolutely, postively, necessary."

Kryoz: I wanted donuts.

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Smii7y: It's a fuckin bear- NOOOOO!! Oh shit he's right there.

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Kryoz: Sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

Smii7y: Fall back asleep, and starve.

Delirious: [hits his hand on a table]

Delirious: Ow! my armkle!

Cartoonz: Your what?

Vanoss: His wrist.

i love the way you draw kiri he just >:)

>:) indeed

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This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science 

ALSO:

Sex redefined

“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”

More on anti-trans arguments as bad science

two easy steps to get a boyfriend by kirishima eijirou:

say it's for a bro bond

#pwned you got em boys

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory