AU, Where Riptide Looks Like This

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enough coffee shop aus. time for ‘the thing’ aus. they are trapped together at a research station in antarctica. everyone stands around tensely while getting a blood test. somebody’s head turns into a spider.

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

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I WAS NOT PREPARED

AS TO HOW GAY

THIS SHOW

IS!!!!

I can’t believe I’ve only watched this show now?!?!?! I am IN LOVE with Janai and Amaya. Give me my badass lesbian aunts!!! 

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

I’m sorry, but what the actual fuck

(⚔️🐁 metal rat) ???????

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