Take Her To Build-a-bear And Then Make Her Hump Her New Best Friend When You Get Home

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.

its better to practice with ur dad! :3 ur dad knows all the gross icky things perverts wanna do to ur body, he's gonna make sure u learn them from him first 💘

there's just something so cute about boys who try and act all tough and strong before you have them pinned under your weight and they're begging you to stop

sleet, December

I could be the reason you wake up with your holes aching and something weird and sticky on your thighs, but you just won't leave your drink with me 🙄

lick the hand that slaps you or whatever

theyre like if two prolific serial killers decided to retire and bird watch or clip coupons in their spare time