Cometgoddess - Comet's Lair

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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Pretty self-explanatory

Over the seven jeweled hills, beyond the seventh wall, in the cottage of the seven dwarfs, dwells Snow White, fairest one of all.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

reminder that being against ai also means being against character.ai and not using character.ai and not interacting with character.ai

i've never talked to chatgpt i've never talked to character.ai i have no interest in talking to a chatbot even if it's fun or based on my comfort character. if we want companies to stop using ai we need to tell them we aren't going to interact with it - so don't.

don't talk to robots. full stop.

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Iron golem is done! for this golem, it's name is Rudy

*breathing heavily till I'm about to pop like a balloon cause FINALLY, F I N A L L Y, there's at least a form of nsfw shit involving him!! I'm currently rolling all over the floor like a big ass sausage while squealing*

I hope I don't sound weird for asking this, but do you do nsfw asks? If not that's fine, sorry if me asking was weird. But if so?

Do you have any nsfw dating headcanons for mandrake? or ship stuff?

P.S I love your headcanons for epic, they're so awesome! lol I just got into epic, and I love reading them.

Not weird at all! Glad you enjoy them, I enjoy writing them!

Mandrake x Reader NSFW

NSFW under the cut

Oh boy!

First things first, Mandrake is not someone who sleeps around.

Not only is he usually busy, ruling a hoard and waging war on a forest is a full-time job, but he just generally does not have the drive or interest for it.

Now in a relationship? 👀👀👀👀👀

Mandrake’s pretty dominant in bed but catch him in a mood and he will get on his knees for you. Open to being restrained or on his back, but you’ll have to get him there first.

He LOVES giving you pleasure, it doesn’t matter how or when, seeing you in bliss in more pleasing than anything else he could want.

Servicing you in bed is definitely his kink, he’d get drunk off of your moans if he could.

Strong arms, big hands, nice lips? Oh yeah, he’s DEFINITELY a master at eating you out. Will hold you down with his arms wrapped under your legs as he goes down on you. Hell, he’d make a meal out of you.

Very touchy, likes being close to you, whether your back is to his chest or you are facing each other, he acts like he’ll die if he doesn’t get as close as he can to being under your skin.

He’s big on praising, telling you how perfect you are and how good you feel as he’s thrusting into you, groaning into your ear about how he’d been waiting for the chance to be alone with you all day, etc.

Meanwhile, among all the dirty talk and praises and sweet nothings, he’s biting your shoulders and neck and thighs, taking handfuls of your flesh and squeezing wherever his hands can reach.

Takes pride in marking you up, you do not leave any session without bruises and bites and hickeys and he tries to get you to show them off.

You’re his, after all, he wants others to know how good he makes you feel.

On the same line as that, he’s loud and I mean he has little shame in keeping quiet.

You belong to each other, why would he be concerned about others knowing what they are doing?

But if you insist “fineeeee”, although he’s going to be an ass about it. Will definitely tease you if you get a little loud after you tell him to be quiet, though.

Always a tease, in and out of bed. Hope you’re ok with innuendos because he’s always going to be bringing up the stuff you two do behind closed doors. Say the word and he’ll stop, boundaries.

Would never, EVER, do anything without your consent. Knowing that you want something just as much as him is the most attractive trait he think anyone can have and if he even senses a little bit of uncomfortableness, he’ll stop and check in on you.

Breeding kink…nuff said.

When all is said and done and he’s spent (all though he has a lot of endurance and stamina) he will pull you close and cuddle up next to you. He will check on you, get you water or food, rub away any soreness, etc., etc.

Aftercare is important to him and he’d be damned if he let his mate go untended.

Was definitely not blushing mad while writing this naaaaaaah

look at urself! oh, that's right, u can't.. bcz ur eyeballz r all the way inside ur head... wutz wrong, flat face? 0_o r u gunna cry? do u want me 2 call ur flat faced mooommy? :3

epic (2013) and strange magic take place within the same universe no i will not elaborate on this thank you for coming to my ted talk

Tfw you get obsessed w/ a film thats 11 years old and has 0000.1% of a fandom