*BARK BARK* *SNARL* *BARK BARK*

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

the suffering never ends

Y’all remember the G1 episode where Starscream got with a pop singer who dedicated her songs to him? I sure do. ⭐️🩷

(🎨 by mallowart17)

Has anybody made a height estimation for the Boggans and Leafmen in Epic 2013?

Because Im close to doing my own research fo figure it out

The leafmen are smaller than hummingbirds, but noted to be two inches tall

But mice are huge and taller than them

Mandrake wears a bat hide but rides a grackle

Dagda wears a rat but rides a grackle

But a bee is still as big as their shoulders

If somebody’s done this, @ them to me!

Who else wants to help Epic become better known?

I feel like this movie has disappeared within the internet. It literally has NO fandom and very little fanfiction around it. I probably would've forgotten about it if I didn't have it on DVD.

It really upsets me to see comments on YouTube and such that are like, "bro I forgot this movie existed" or "I thought it was a fever dream," and I'm just like:

". . . . . . . . . . . . . . bruh, why?"

I watch this movie at least every other month. It's story is so unique in it's own right and its world is so thought out that it feels so real.

And It's so f@€king pretty!

William Joyce just doesn't have much luck with his movies, does he?

So please; comment, like, and reblog so I know if there are fans out there.

Hi guys!