Kinda Fucked Up And Nasty How Vampires Drink Blood, Imo. Like. Pepsi Costs A Dollar Seventy Five

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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1 year ago

🦀 Happy Crab Day, Tumblr! 🦀

An animate image showing a close up view of a Japanese porcupine crab moving its bright orange antennas in different directions. The crab has light gray eyes that look straight ahead. The crab’s cardiac stomach is slightly visible and so is the upper part of its rough, bumpy, and pointy shell, decorated in cream and orange colors with spots of white scattered around. A logo of Monterey Bay Aquarium is located on the upper right hand corner of the animated image.
Animated image of a hermit crab crawling somewhat uphill towards the right side of the frame, on a path covered with white and light gray stones. The crab is wearing a shell that has an almost perfect cone shape with a colorful spiral design of orange, white, gray, and black. A logo of Monterey Bay Aquarium is located on the upper right hand corner of the animated image.
Animated image of a hermit crab crawling from its previous shell onto a larger shell. The crab holds its new home somewhat stead with its front legs and small claws while squeezing its back legs into the hole of the shell and twisting around until the shell is a perfect fit. The ground is covered with small pieces of gray and white stones while the background is a blurred view of red seaweed. A logo of Monterey Bay Aquarium is located on the upper right hand corner of the animated image.
An animated image of a line shore crab hiding among dark brown algae. The close up aspect of the image makes the crab’s brown and black patterns of its carapace visible. It’s two small black eyes on either end of its head look directly ahead as the carb slightly crawls into itself. Its big and bright red claws take up a large portion of the animated image, with each claw looking almost as white as the distance between the crab’s eyes. A logo of the Monterey Bay Aquarium is located on the upper right hand side of the animated image.
A close up view of a Japanese spider crab in this animated image shows the crab reaching its front claws forward before bending them back towards its stomach. The crab’s visible stomach is a chalky white color, similar to its front claws and the whale bones that the crab is standing behind. The crabs legs are partially visible and noticed moving as the crab moves in downward motion. The background is a pitch black backdrop which makes the crab and whale bones stand out even more. A logo of Monterey Bay Aquarium is located on the upper right hand corner of the animated image.
An animated image of a kelp crab holding tight to a few blades of kelp as they sway gently together in the lower left corner of the animated image. The crab stands out among the green kelp with its bright red shell and claws that are fully extended to keep steady as the kelp moves. The background is a blurry haze of light ocean blues. A logo of the Monterey Bay Aquarium is located on the upper right hand corner of the animated image.
An animated image of a line shore crab drawing back to hide among a rubbery-looking array of brown seaweed. The crab uses its large claws to hold onto the pieces of seaweed as it uses its six legs to move crawl from the left hand side of the image towards the right hand side, getting farther away from us with each step. A logo of the Monterey Bay Aquarium is located on the upper right hand corner of the animated image.

may it be ✨ crabulous ✨

An animated image of an otter laying on her back in the water and biting onto a crab shell while pieces of crab’s gut rests on her stomach. An otter pup is floating closely to the right side of her trying to grab onto the crab shell. The otter holding the shell eventually passes the the shell to the pup in a rather forceful push. Floating text on the otters communicates Monterey Bay Aquarium holding the crab shell (crab content) and pushing it onto the Tumblr audience. A logo of Monterey Bay Aquarium is located on the lower right corner of the animated image.
11 months ago

animorphs has been released, officially, to the public for free as pdfs

they're kids books which are like 100-odd pages each for the main books

you have no excuse. read animorphs. you will not regret it


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1 year ago

People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!

People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I'd Pass It On.
People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I'd Pass It On.
People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I'd Pass It On.
People With Low Spoons, Someone Just Recommended This Cookbook To Me, So I Thought I'd Pass It On.
The Sad Bastard Cookbook by tRaum Books
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by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.


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1 year ago

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts


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2 years ago
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sending mental apologies to mutuals

1 year ago

Accidentally ate plastic, not my most intelligent move I have to say.


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1 year ago

I used to not really get the reason for diss tracks. Like, I got that it was still good music, but I feel like there isn't much to making music just around dissing someone.

I listened to Kendrick's latest tracks.

I Used To Not Really Get The Reason For Diss Tracks. Like, I Got That It Was Still Good Music, But I

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10 months ago

I love watching House md because this is WAAAAY too relatable for chronic pain folks. I’ll be casually watching House commit medical malpractice and am smacked in the face by a painfully accurate representation of the struggles of living with chronic pain. While watching the Season 5 episode where House and 13 as well as several others are being held hostage by a man desperate for an answer for his pain, I had to stop the episode. It struck a real chord in me. If I was more mentally unstable, I would be tempted to do the same thing. While the representation isn’t perfect, (or even good in some episodes) it has made me feel less alone.


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1 year ago
Note To A Starting Medical: When Your Patients Finally Decide That They're Done Running Around Saving

Note to a starting medical: when your patients finally decide that they're done running around saving every single creature they see - give em a double shot of sedatives and get yourself a good 15 minutes break


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confirmedcozy - Spooky Time
Spooky Time

Hi! Y’all can call me Jules and I’m 18, I’m a little freak and will not be normal about anything ever, I also WILL BITE YOU (lovingly). I use she/her pronouns.

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