Confusednconfusing - That Intern You Regret Hiring

Sunset at 3:50 and it’s raining all day till then 🤗 what kind of sick joke-

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

AMEN sister

Systems engineering is NOT for the weak 😭😭😭

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

Apparently my younger sibling got a 50% on math homework that I helped them with absolutely devastated im at uni for engineering

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT