Pseudo Inverse Matrix 😭 Sometimes I Wonder If IM The One In Clown College

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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studying the systems engineering module like

“yeah sure whatever u say bro”

* furiously takes notes *

Metatron: Oh, no, I lost a Supreme Archangel because he fell in love with a Demon!!

Metatron: Who should replace him?!

Metatron: Ah, yes. Another Angel who’s also in love with a Demon. Perfect.

God: 🤨

Satan: 🤨

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

You naive idiot please ask someone for help

That innate need to solve all your problems by yourself hits a bit too close to home…

i am LOVING the Magnus archives rn

Only recently started listening to it (im mid S2)

at first idk if I’d stick with it bc not that big of a horror fan :/

but I’ve really warmed up to the overarching narrative formed by individual stories style and the mystery solving

My fav part is the reveal of apathetic cold-hearted Jon being an absolutely crazy conspiracy theorist

I pretended I didn’t believe the statements bc someone is watching

What an unhinged individual

then him becoming a paranoid stalker trying to solve Gertrude’s murder all the while not realising he was the prime suspect BROOOO

creating a toxic work environment & turning into that boss that everyone would hate irl

Then turning his gaslighting onto Tim as well with the “you can’t quit and I can’t fire you there’s something wrong with the archive” (which is valid but the way the convo started with Tim informing him he’s not doing his job as head archivist to Jon kinda convincing Tim of his conspiracies is hilarious)

please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

#IvebeenSAYINGthis #forYears #lovethattheresanentiregenreofpeoplelikethat

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

Apparently my younger sibling got a 50% on math homework that I helped them with absolutely devastated im at uni for engineering

literally shoved it back under the rug and went 'i'll deal with it when its time TM'

time TM never came

in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years