Get His Ass, Gertrude.

Malevolenttt

soo the tumblr hype finally got to me and I’ve started listening to the Malevolent podcast. what im seeing so far is

Arthur: there’s a strange foreign voice in my head… im definitely not hallucinating

The voice: parallel universes are real and we are the only ones who can stop satan and save the world

Arthur, who just killed his best friend lost his vision and is hearing a dissociated voice: Kk lemme call a cab

….

Arthur: * is understandably overwhelmed by the traumatic things happening to him *

The Voice: ARTHUR we don’t have time for freaking out stop being a wuss *

Arthur: who are you to tell me what to do

Voice: I don’t know stop asking questions

Arthur: understandable moving on

…

supernatural : * exists*

Arthur: fu im an investigator * stumbles into into evil supernatural creature again*

Arthur: fuck fuck fuck

definition of fucks around and finds out

….

Also:

the voice has serous anger issues bro needs therapy

does the voice have a name yet?

Arthur has zero self preservation instincts his life is hanging on plot armour

This podcast is exactly my taste of horror/thriller im loving it

Stayed Gone

so basically Vox sang a song welcoming Alastor back? Like nobody cared/knew that he had returned Except for Vox who broadcasted the announcement which is like the equivalent of throwing a welcome parade.

You naive idiot please ask someone for help

That innate need to solve all your problems by yourself hits a bit too close to home…

i am LOVING the Magnus archives rn

Only recently started listening to it (im mid S2)

at first idk if I’d stick with it bc not that big of a horror fan :/

but I’ve really warmed up to the overarching narrative formed by individual stories style and the mystery solving

My fav part is the reveal of apathetic cold-hearted Jon being an absolutely crazy conspiracy theorist

I pretended I didn’t believe the statements bc someone is watching

What an unhinged individual

then him becoming a paranoid stalker trying to solve Gertrude’s murder all the while not realising he was the prime suspect BROOOO

creating a toxic work environment & turning into that boss that everyone would hate irl

Then turning his gaslighting onto Tim as well with the “you can’t quit and I can’t fire you there’s something wrong with the archive” (which is valid but the way the convo started with Tim informing him he’s not doing his job as head archivist to Jon kinda convincing Tim of his conspiracies is hilarious)

i would get a lot more done if i spent less time faffing about . but i think 2 hours a day of faffing about is load bearing to my wellbeing. so its more of a "4 hours a day or 2 hours a day" thing

Good morning, you have to be the thing that saves you

did you know that you shouldn’t yell at your kids if they did something wrong accidentally/ because of things outside their control? Revolutionary

just know that if we're discussing something and I say "wait, im confused", 80% of the time YOU'RE the one who's confused and im just being nice about getting you to realise it

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing