Confusednconfusing - That Intern You Regret Hiring

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

I'm always taken aback when someone asks me if I have a boyfriend because I've convinced myself so much that people perceive me as a sexless entity roaming the mortal world in search of something incomprehensible that I'm surprised the people around me see me as like.... a cishet

sometimes having flatmates is great

I just heard someone burst into the kitchen announcing, “ chat, is this real?” my other fav out of pocket phrase is “its academic weapon time”

For a while we had an unofficially adopted flat plant, which lasted weeks until someone poured protein powder on it “for nitrogen”

We always exchange hellos when seeing each other in the corridor or kitchen, even though we essentially live together

need some socialisation? Hang out in the kitchen and wait for a victim

The fact that a medical studyguide appeared one day in the common room and none of us do anything remotely medicine related.

The group all-nighters for assignments - where we’re all a bit loopy bc it’s late, we’re making jokes to cope with the work, and bantering as we desperately figure out content we should have learnt months ago.

Flat sharing doesn’t come without its problems, but i am SO going to miss this part of college.

I keep having to skip club meetings for my school's writing society and it feels like the universe is challenging me to persevere and prove to myself how important writing is to me.

Alternatively, it's trying to save the world from what I might birth into it.

I need to remind myself of this every once in a while :))

you can literally just be aromantic. it’s free and nobody’s stopping you :)

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.