Confusednconfusing - That Intern You Regret Hiring

I would love to just know you again.

this show asks all the real questions like what if you adopted a kitten and it was a shark. what if you caught a corgi and she was the missing rich daughter that always sets a narrative in motion. what if you were a detective and there was another detective and there was an fbi guy and another fbi guy and your adhd induced sixth sense only made you aware of your position as a fictional character in an elaborately spun story. what if you were a piranha in the stream of the universe. what if you spent six years gaslighting your disabled sister to make up for a lie that you took too far. what if you broke up your band. what if your band sucked. what if you were scott pilgrim a little bit

who taught his great depression ass this slang 😭😭😭

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

Just landed an internship!!

after months of applying

and I’ve had Stupid with Love running through my brain all day since ❤️

maybe bc I listened to it earlier today

Anyways Good luck to students applying rn! job applications r a bitch stay strong 🫶

Malevolenttt

soo the tumblr hype finally got to me and I’ve started listening to the Malevolent podcast. what im seeing so far is

Arthur: there’s a strange foreign voice in my head… im definitely not hallucinating

The voice: parallel universes are real and we are the only ones who can stop satan and save the world

Arthur, who just killed his best friend lost his vision and is hearing a dissociated voice: Kk lemme call a cab

….

Arthur: * is understandably overwhelmed by the traumatic things happening to him *

The Voice: ARTHUR we don’t have time for freaking out stop being a wuss *

Arthur: who are you to tell me what to do

Voice: I don’t know stop asking questions

Arthur: understandable moving on

…

supernatural : * exists*

Arthur: fu im an investigator * stumbles into into evil supernatural creature again*

Arthur: fuck fuck fuck

definition of fucks around and finds out

….

Also:

the voice has serous anger issues bro needs therapy

does the voice have a name yet?

Arthur has zero self preservation instincts his life is hanging on plot armour

This podcast is exactly my taste of horror/thriller im loving it

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