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GOING TO THE DOCTOR

Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die

Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know

People kept commenting that my yawning Alastor had cursed cat energy. So I shat this out...

What if Cursed Cat Alastor yawned...

I keep having to skip club meetings for my school's writing society and it feels like the universe is challenging me to persevere and prove to myself how important writing is to me.

Alternatively, it's trying to save the world from what I might birth into it.

Malevolenttt

soo the tumblr hype finally got to me and I’ve started listening to the Malevolent podcast. what im seeing so far is

Arthur: there’s a strange foreign voice in my head… im definitely not hallucinating

The voice: parallel universes are real and we are the only ones who can stop satan and save the world

Arthur, who just killed his best friend lost his vision and is hearing a dissociated voice: Kk lemme call a cab

….

Arthur: * is understandably overwhelmed by the traumatic things happening to him *

The Voice: ARTHUR we don’t have time for freaking out stop being a wuss *

Arthur: who are you to tell me what to do

Voice: I don’t know stop asking questions

Arthur: understandable moving on

…

supernatural : * exists*

Arthur: fu im an investigator * stumbles into into evil supernatural creature again*

Arthur: fuck fuck fuck

definition of fucks around and finds out

….

Also:

the voice has serous anger issues bro needs therapy

does the voice have a name yet?

Arthur has zero self preservation instincts his life is hanging on plot armour

This podcast is exactly my taste of horror/thriller im loving it

please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever